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Jerry Snider quotes: I think it would be difficult to get drunk in China. I tried to drink some beer with chop sticks and it took me a whole day to finish one

I think it would be difficult to get drunk in China. I tried to drink some beer with chop sticks and it took me a whole day to finish one can.

Jerry Snider quotes: My wife said never to judge her until I walked a mile in her shoes. That's how I found out I like wearing high heels.

My wife said never to judge her until I walked a mile in her shoes. That's how I found out I like wearing high heels.

Jerry Snider quotes: There is no role too small for a big actor.

There is no role too small for a big actor.

Jerry Snider quotes: It's good to remember even during your darkest hour, you are not here to be punished.You are here to serve.

It's good to remember even during your darkest hour, you are not here to be punished.You are here to serve.

Jerry Snider quotes: Fall is my favorite time of year, even the traffic lights change color.

Fall is my favorite time of year, even the traffic lights change color.

Jerry Snider quotes: Attention everyone,we're having an earthquake drill at 11:02, 11:03, 11:04, 11:05, 11:06, and 11:07.

Attention everyone,we're having an earthquake drill at 11:02, 11:03, 11:04, 11:05, 11:06, and 11:07.

Jerry Snider quotes: At age 64 I started working at a preschool. I figured the kids would have a lot to teach me.

At age 64 I started working at a preschool. I figured the kids would have a lot to teach me.

Jerry Snider quotes: My car broke down. Instead of AAA, I called AA by mistake. They could only move my car twelve steps.

My car broke down. Instead of AAA, I called AA by mistake. They could only move my car twelve steps.