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Jerry Lawler quotes: If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank! If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!
Jerry Lawler quotes: When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock. When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk. Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
Jerry Lawler quotes: It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there. It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
Jerry Lawler quotes: There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus ... MANAGEMENT There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus ... MANAGEMENT
Jerry Lawler quotes: Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book! Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
Jerry Lawler quotes: What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee. What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied! Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
Jerry Lawler quotes: When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops. When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.
Jerry Lawler quotes: As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator! As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
Jerry Lawler quotes: I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally! I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
Jerry Lawler quotes: What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up! What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
Jerry Lawler quotes: Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally. Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
Jerry Lawler quotes: I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family. I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.
Jerry Lawler quotes: I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly. I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.
Jerry Lawler quotes: A little sex on TV never hurt anyone ... unless you fall off! A little sex on TV never hurt anyone ... unless you fall off!
Jerry Lawler quotes: Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita! Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!
Jerry Lawler quotes: Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband. Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.
Jerry Lawler quotes: J.R.'s got moves like Jagger! J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
Jerry Lawler quotes: Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible. Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
Jerry Lawler quotes: When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch. When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.
Jerry Lawler quotes: The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries. The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix. Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Is he dancing or having a seizure? Is he dancing or having a seizure?
Jerry Lawler quotes: Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels. Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value. Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
Jerry Lawler quotes: ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling. ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Can I press one for English? Can I press one for English?
Jerry Lawler quotes: Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg! Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!
Jerry Lawler quotes: Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions? Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
Jerry Lawler quotes: Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night. Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.
Jerry Lawler quotes: The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday Very Intense Pain! The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday
Very Intense Pain!
Jerry Lawler quotes: As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation. As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams. Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.
Jerry Lawler quotes: If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks? If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
Jerry Lawler quotes: You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes. You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.
Jerry Lawler quotes: When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts! When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
Jerry Lawler quotes: What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie. What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed. Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull! Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
Jerry Lawler quotes: Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed. Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed.
Jerry Lawler quotes: The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink. The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.
Jerry Lawler quotes: If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers. If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him. Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.
Jerry Lawler quotes: The fats dented the flats. The fats dented the flats.
Jerry Lawler quotes: You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia ... a tourist. You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia ... a tourist.
Jerry Lawler quotes: This man can make a horror movie without makeup. This man can make a horror movie without makeup.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo. Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
Jerry Lawler quotes: It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump. It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.
Jerry Lawler quotes: The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts. The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that. Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Foley looks like an un-made bed. Foley looks like an un-made bed.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon. Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
Jerry Lawler quotes: One man's trash is another man's girlfriend. One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Go back to your bingo hall. Go back to your bingo hall.
Jerry Lawler quotes: When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way. When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.
Jerry Lawler quotes: You never really know a woman till you meet her in court. You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them. Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
Jerry Lawler quotes: I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school. I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
Jerry Lawler quotes: You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it. You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
Jerry Lawler quotes: You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns ... if she had two more legs. You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns ... if she had two more legs.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard. Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick. Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Cheating is only cheating when you get caught. Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
Jerry Lawler quotes: There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught. There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Are you ready for some puppies?! Are you ready for some puppies?!
Jerry Lawler quotes: You know what they say in Arkansas ... manure happens. You know what they say in Arkansas ... manure happens.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him. Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
Jerry Lawler quotes: I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper. I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
Jerry Lawler quotes: I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire. I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.
Jerry Lawler quotes: I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services. I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.
Jerry Lawler quotes: Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing! Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
Jerry Lawler quotes: If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert. If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.
Jerry Lawler quotes: When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"

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