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Jennifer Rardin quotes: Sounds good. Drive safe."He sighed, knowing I really meant, "Take care of my Mercedes.

Sounds good. Drive safe."
He sighed, knowing I really meant, "Take care of my Mercedes.

Jennifer Rardin quotes: Hey, if you're going to price yourself, I say go high.

Hey, if you're going to price yourself, I say go high.

Jennifer Rardin quotes: Have you dared to eat my son?I laughed. Actually, it started out as more of a giggle that grew. Because my mind went straight to the gutter.

Have you dared to eat my son?
I laughed. Actually, it started out as more of a giggle that grew. Because my mind went straight to the gutter.

Jennifer Rardin quotes: I am driving an unfamiliar vehicle down a narrow road I've never seen before. Do you really want to be pissing me off right now?

I am driving an unfamiliar vehicle down a narrow road I've never seen before. Do you really want to be pissing me off right now?

Jennifer Rardin quotes: The girl in me wanted to slap Lung across his face and yell, Get your eyes off my sticky buns, ya creep!

The girl in me wanted to slap Lung across his face and yell, Get your eyes off my sticky buns, ya creep!

Jennifer Rardin quotes: I'd smack you over the head with it so hard your bell would still be ringing for Church next Saturday night. ~ Jaz

I'd smack you over the head with it so hard your bell would still be ringing for Church next Saturday night. ~ Jaz

Jennifer Rardin quotes: Apparently you don't have to observe the Rules of Etiquette when reuniting with a muderous spouse.

Apparently you don't have to observe the Rules of Etiquette when reuniting with a muderous spouse.

Jennifer Rardin quotes: Cassandra," he said, "I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.

Cassandra," he said, "I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.

Jennifer Rardin quotes: Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot's Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry.

Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot's Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry.

Jennifer Rardin quotes: As I was leaving, a door opened and a man looked out. I got the feeling we were having a mutual oh-crap-you're-not-supposed-to-see-me reaction.

As I was leaving, a door opened and a man looked out. I got the feeling we were having a mutual oh-crap-you're-not-supposed-to-see-me reaction.

Jennifer Rardin quotes: I can't belly dance.'Yes, you can. It's in your fi'Will you stop reading my goddamn file!

I can't belly dance.'
Yes, you can. It's in your fi
'
Will you stop reading my goddamn file!

Jennifer Rardin quotes: I described the pyramid we'd found and waited for him to jump on the bandwagon. Unfortunately he's afraid of wagons. And bands.

I described the pyramid we'd found and waited for him to jump on the bandwagon. Unfortunately he's afraid of wagons. And bands.

Jennifer Rardin quotes: The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit!

The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit!

Jennifer Rardin quotes: There you go. Use your granddaughter to pick up women. That'll get you points in heaven.

There you go. Use your granddaughter to pick up women. That'll get you points in heaven.