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Sounds good. Drive safe."
He sighed, knowing I really meant, "Take care of my Mercedes.

Hey, if you're going to price yourself, I say go high.

Have you dared to eat my son?
I laughed. Actually, it started out as more of a giggle that grew. Because my mind went straight to the gutter.

I am driving an unfamiliar vehicle down a narrow road I've never seen before. Do you really want to be pissing me off right now?

The girl in me wanted to slap Lung across his face and yell, Get your eyes off my sticky buns, ya creep!

I'd smack you over the head with it so hard your bell would still be ringing for Church next Saturday night. ~ Jaz

Apparently you don't have to observe the Rules of Etiquette when reuniting with a muderous spouse.

Cassandra," he said, "I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.

Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot's Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry.

As I was leaving, a door opened and a man looked out. I got the feeling we were having a mutual oh-crap-you're-not-supposed-to-see-me reaction.

I can't belly dance.'
Yes, you can. It's in your fi
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Will you stop reading my goddamn file!

I described the pyramid we'd found and waited for him to jump on the bandwagon. Unfortunately he's afraid of wagons. And bands.

The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit!

There you go. Use your granddaughter to pick up women. That'll get you points in heaven.