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And why do you have a pager? Are you a drug dealer?

I love my husband dearly, but there are days I wouldn't be opposed to burying his bludgeoned body in the backyard.

I'm the only one who leaves the house in my pajamas because I can't get my shit together, nor do I give a shit that I can't get my shit together.

People who tell me not to swear so much. Oh, fuck you, too.

I let my kids make decisions for themselves, but some things are not up for discussion. When it's cold, they wear a coat.

The minivan is the yoga pants of vehicles. But you know what? I love my yoga pants.