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Top 71 wise famous quotes and sayings by Jen Lancaster
Jen Lancaster Famous Quotes & Sayings
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I guess my most prized pop culture possession is a signed first edition of the book 'Fight Club' by Chuck Palahniuk.
In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated.
When you think about a drill sergeant, a drill sergeant expects you to perform your best, and if you don't, they're going to stay on you until you do.
This way, when I do have something like special-occasion engagement cake, I can enjoy the whole damn thing without a twinge of remorse. I
I'm doing a lot more handmade gifts. When I go to a party, I cook whatever it is I need to bring instead of just grabbing a bottle of wine.
Expressing political opinion can be a powerful way to establish a character's voice when writing fiction.
Photo developers everywhere are likely the reason my entire generation didn't devolve into total chaos.
You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear.
If I had kids, I'd probably be way over-protective, researching everything they begged to see to make sure the content was appropriate.
Now with social media, people essentially come into my living room, my virtual living room, and tell me everything that is wrong with me.
Although they're doing manual labor, they're both wearing tailored slacks and dressy leather shoes, which
I'm the person who says every single thing she thinks, sometimes to others' amusement, and almost always to my detriment.
I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom.
Dessert is my reward for having met my goals during the day. Really, dessert is an event rather than a specific item.
No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it's human nature to wonder about the path not taken.
Hell hath no fury like a middle-aged woman in a fuzzy pink robe, hopped up on a winning combination of allergy medicine, Alias reruns, and anger.
I married a man who isn't afraid to wash a dish, scrub a toilet, or have his unibrow waxed into submission by a licensed professional.
I yearn to be a woman of more depth, but I'm not so fond of the path I'd need to follow to get there.
When did the cell phone become a license to be rude? And why must I be subjected to your personal conversations?
No one gives out Congratulations on Not Being a Douche-Canoe medals, because good behavior is part of the social contract.
I'm very detail oriented. I think that's why people enjoy my memoirs - because I tend to remember everything.
Asking me to choose between a traditional book and a Kindle is like asking me which of my dogs I love most.
I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim) are proof that Jesus loves us.
I'm such a fangirl when it comes to other writers. I read 250 books a year, and I'm always talking up books by other authors.
Plaid is always cute and always will be. But only on the bottom. At the top, it makes you look like a farmer.
Life is unfair and there are winners and losers, regardless of how much overprotective parents attempt to shield their offspring from reality.
I learned to speak Italian, somewhat. Definitely enough to get around in Italy. My grandfather always used to swear at my grandmother in Italian.
I didn't want to turn into Martha Stewart. I wanted to turn into a more organized, more gracious me. And that truly has happened.
At my age, I feel like I'm halfway to the finish line and life's too short to do what I'm sure to hate.
When it comes to matters of pro sports, politics or palate, disparate sides claim their party, team and cola to be superior.
You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be nicer to people. Stop telling them to "bite you" and threatening to kick them until they're dead.