Jen Campbell Quotes

Top 21 wise famous quotes and sayings by Jen Campbell

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Jen Campbell quotes: CUSTOMER:Will you be open so I can buy the new Harry Potter book? BOOKSELLER: Yep, we're having a midnight opening.CUSTOMER: Great! What time? CUSTOMER:Will you be open so I can buy the new Harry Potter book?
BOOKSELLER: Yep, we're having a midnight opening.
CUSTOMER: Great! What time?
Jen Campbell quotes: Who wouldn't want to get married in a room full of love stories? Who wouldn't want to get married in a room full of love stories?
Jen Campbell quotes: CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books? CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books?
Jen Campbell quotes: CUSTOMER: What kind of bookshop is this?BOOKSELLER: We're an antiquarian bookshop.CUSTOMER: Oh, so you sell books about fish. CUSTOMER: What kind of bookshop is this?
BOOKSELLER: We're an antiquarian bookshop.
CUSTOMER: Oh, so you sell books about fish.
Jen Campbell quotes: CUSTOMER: Oh, look, these books are all signed. (Pause) I wonder who signed them ? CUSTOMER: Oh, look, these books are all signed. (Pause) I wonder who signed them ?
Jen Campbell quotes: Art and science are made when people are terrified that they are going to die. (about "Arcadia" by Iain Pears) Art and science are made when people are terrified that they are going to die. (about "Arcadia" by Iain Pears)
Jen Campbell quotes: I figure whatever I choose to create, I'll be neglecting somebody - so my art may as well make me happy. - Audrey Niffenegger I figure whatever I choose to create, I'll be neglecting somebody - so my art may as well make me happy. - Audrey Niffenegger
Jen Campbell quotes: Customer: Do you have any crime books involving speeding fines? Customer: Do you have any crime books involving speeding fines?
Jen Campbell quotes: There aren't many things in life better than books, tea and cake There aren't many things in life better than books, tea and cake
Jen Campbell quotes: CUSTOMER: You know that film, Coraline?BOOKSELLER: Yes, indeed.CUSTOMER: My daughter loves it. Are they going to make it into a book? CUSTOMER: You know that film, Coraline?
BOOKSELLER: Yes, indeed.
CUSTOMER: My daughter loves it. Are they going to make it into a book?
Jen Campbell quotes: Customer: Did Charles Dickens ever write anything fun? Customer: Did Charles Dickens ever write anything fun?
Jen Campbell quotes: Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'Customer's friend: 'Jesus. Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'
Customer's friend: 'Jesus.
Jen Campbell quotes: Customer: Where are your fictional novels? Customer: Where are your fictional novels?
Jen Campbell quotes: How he described the bookshop: where the streets of the world meet the avenues of the mind. How he described the bookshop: where the streets of the world meet the avenues of the mind.
Jen Campbell quotes: CUSTOMER: If I were to, say ... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in? CUSTOMER: If I were to, say ... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in?