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Jack Paar quotes: The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.

The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.

Jack Paar quotes: Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.

Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.

Jack Paar quotes: As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

Jack Paar quotes: Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

Jack Paar quotes: Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.

Jack Paar quotes: One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar.

One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar.

Jack Paar quotes: Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle.

Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle.

Jack Paar quotes: I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.

I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.

Jack Paar quotes: Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

Jack Paar quotes: She should get a divorce and settle down.

She should get a divorce and settle down.

Jack Paar quotes: In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn't have time for it.

In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn't have time for it.

Jack Paar quotes: I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

Jack Paar quotes: Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca.

Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca.

Jack Paar quotes: The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.

Jack Paar quotes: To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

Jack Paar quotes: I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

Jack Paar quotes: It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.

It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.

Jack Paar quotes: It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

Jack Paar quotes: My life is one long obstacle course with me as the chief obstacle.

My life is one long obstacle course with me as the chief obstacle.