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J.B. Morton quotes: One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

J.B. Morton quotes: Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.

Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.

J.B. Morton quotes: A library is a room where the murders take place.

A library is a room where the murders take place.

J.B. Morton quotes: Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards.

Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards.

J.B. Morton quotes: Economy: cutting down other people's wages.

Economy: cutting down other people's wages.

J.B. Morton quotes: Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed.

Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed.

J.B. Morton quotes: Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

J.B. Morton quotes: Wagner is the Puccini of music.

Wagner is the Puccini of music.

J.B. Morton quotes: To fairy flutes, As the light advances, In square black boots The cabman dances.

To fairy flutes, As the light advances, In square black boots The cabman dances.