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Ilya Ilf quotes: Pushkin wrote Turkish poems and he was never in Turkey.

Pushkin wrote Turkish poems and he was never in Turkey.

Ilya Ilf quotes: California is the most reactionary state in America. Fascist sentiments are very strong here.

California is the most reactionary state in America. Fascist sentiments are very strong here.

Ilya Ilf quotes: No one likes us, unless you count Criminal Investigations, which also doesn't like us.

No one likes us, unless you count Criminal Investigations, which also doesn't like us.

Ilya Ilf quotes: If you should attempt to maintain that film is an art in conversation with a cultured, intelligent American, he'll just plain stop talking to you.

If you should attempt to maintain that film is an art in conversation with a cultured, intelligent American, he'll just plain stop talking to you.

Ilya Ilf quotes: Clearly it's not all that pacific on the Pacific Ocean

Clearly it's not all that pacific on the Pacific Ocean

Ilya Ilf quotes: A Spaniard and a Pole worked in the barbershop where we got our hair cut. An Italian shined our shoes. A Croat washed our car. This was America.

A Spaniard and a Pole worked in the barbershop where we got our hair cut. An Italian shined our shoes. A Croat washed our car. This was America.

Ilya Ilf quotes: There will be no beautiful widow with Persian eyes sitting at your grave. And teary-eyed kids won't be asking: "Papa, papa, can you hear us?

There will be no beautiful widow with Persian eyes sitting at your grave. And teary-eyed kids won't be asking: "Papa, papa, can you hear us?

Ilya Ilf quotes: Podkolyosin asked tragically, Why are you keeping quiet, like the League of Nations?

Podkolyosin asked tragically, Why are you keeping quiet, like the League of Nations?

Ilya Ilf quotes: Everyone drank to popular education and to the irrigation of Uzbekistan.

Everyone drank to popular education and to the irrigation of Uzbekistan.

Ilya Ilf quotes: Maybe we could make it to Stalingrad on twenty rubles. But how would we eat? Vitamins, my dear comrade marshal, don't get handed out for free.

Maybe we could make it to Stalingrad on twenty rubles. But how would we eat? Vitamins, my dear comrade marshal, don't get handed out for free.

Ilya Ilf quotes: The way people used to kiss before the age of historical materialism.

The way people used to kiss before the age of historical materialism.

Ilya Ilf quotes: She was, after all, a mattress owner and understood the subtleties of life.

She was, after all, a mattress owner and understood the subtleties of life.

Ilya Ilf quotes: This (San Francisco) is the most beautiful city in America, Probably because it looks nothing like America

This (San Francisco) is the most beautiful city in America, Probably because it looks nothing like America