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Christmas carols? Oozy, squeezy, treacly middle-class propaganda crap!

In the fifties there were no paedophiles. There were only simple honest-to-goodness child molesters.

Cancer gets a bad press but, fair do's, it's a truly egalitarian illness, unlike those stuck-up bastards ME and motor neurone.

Some burglars are vermin, they're no better than, well, investment bankers - there, I've said it.

See the bints? They might be soft on the outside, but see on the inside? They've got hearts on them like Hygena worktops.

Rab: Like a wee chip, Burney son?
Burney: Stick your chips up your arse!
Mary: Heeey, hey, hey, hey - manners.
Burney: Please.

Listen you here to me boy. The only way this book is gonnae turn you intae a tall, Aryan god, is if you stand on the bloody thing.

Now you lady, you can go an' run your arse up a cheesegrater

No one of these bloody jobs exist do they? Christ, y'just stick them up there to take the bare look off the walls.

Once you realise you're never going to be a somebody, you have to kid yourself that being a nobody can still be interesting.