Ian Pattison quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Ian Pattison

Ian Pattison Famous Quotes & Sayings

Discover top inspirational quotes from Ian Pattison on Wise Famous Quotes.

Ian Pattison quotes: Christmas carols? Oozy, squeezy, treacly middle-class propaganda crap!

Christmas carols? Oozy, squeezy, treacly middle-class propaganda crap!

Ian Pattison quotes: In the fifties there were no paedophiles. There were only simple honest-to-goodness child molesters.

In the fifties there were no paedophiles. There were only simple honest-to-goodness child molesters.

Ian Pattison quotes: Cancer gets a bad press but, fair do's, it's a truly egalitarian illness, unlike those stuck-up bastards ME and motor neurone.

Cancer gets a bad press but, fair do's, it's a truly egalitarian illness, unlike those stuck-up bastards ME and motor neurone.

Ian Pattison quotes: Some burglars are vermin, they're no better than, well, investment bankers - there, I've said it.

Some burglars are vermin, they're no better than, well, investment bankers - there, I've said it.

Ian Pattison quotes: See the bints? They might be soft on the outside, but see on the inside? They've got hearts on them like Hygena worktops.

See the bints? They might be soft on the outside, but see on the inside? They've got hearts on them like Hygena worktops.

Ian Pattison quotes: Rab: Like a wee chip, Burney son?Burney: Stick your chips up your arse!Mary: Heeey, hey, hey, hey - manners.Burney: Please.

Rab: Like a wee chip, Burney son?
Burney: Stick your chips up your arse!
Mary: Heeey, hey, hey, hey - manners.
Burney: Please.

Ian Pattison quotes: Listen you here to me boy. The only way this book is gonnae turn you intae a tall, Aryan god, is if you stand on the bloody thing.

Listen you here to me boy. The only way this book is gonnae turn you intae a tall, Aryan god, is if you stand on the bloody thing.

Ian Pattison quotes: Now you lady, you can go an' run your arse up a cheesegrater

Now you lady, you can go an' run your arse up a cheesegrater

Ian Pattison quotes: No one of these bloody jobs exist do they? Christ, y'just stick them up there to take the bare look off the walls.

No one of these bloody jobs exist do they? Christ, y'just stick them up there to take the bare look off the walls.

Ian Pattison quotes: Once you realise you're never going to be a somebody, you have to kid yourself that being a nobody can still be interesting.

Once you realise you're never going to be a somebody, you have to kid yourself that being a nobody can still be interesting.