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Ian Holloway quotes: Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

Ian Holloway quotes: You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.

You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.

Ian Holloway quotes: If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb

If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb

Ian Holloway quotes: There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.

There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.

Ian Holloway quotes: My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.

Ian Holloway quotes: I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

Ian Holloway quotes: I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or a car that's clocked up 400,000 miles in one journey.

I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or a car that's clocked up 400,000 miles in one journey.

Ian Holloway quotes: I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half polish up great.

I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half polish up great.

Ian Holloway quotes: Roy Keane's like a shark. He has those eyes. You don't know if he is going to buy you a drink or eat you.

Roy Keane's like a shark. He has those eyes. You don't know if he is going to buy you a drink or eat you.

Ian Holloway quotes: Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid ... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid ... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

Ian Holloway quotes: The dietician is going to get rid of that when he comes in. Although, first, we've got to get a dietician.

The dietician is going to get rid of that when he comes in. Although, first, we've got to get a dietician.

Ian Holloway quotes: I feel like I've been on EastEnders all my life and now I'm playing King Lear.

I feel like I've been on EastEnders all my life and now I'm playing King Lear.

Ian Holloway quotes: This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.

This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.

Ian Holloway quotes: Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

Ian Holloway quotes: He's going to be what?! Oh for God's sake. Sir David Beckham? You're having a laugh. He's just a good footballer with a famous bird.

He's going to be what?! Oh for God's sake. Sir David Beckham? You're having a laugh. He's just a good footballer with a famous bird.