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Homer Simpson Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Homer Simpson quotes: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

Homer Simpson quotes: Well, excuse me for having enormous flaws I don't work on.

Well, excuse me for having enormous flaws I don't work on.

Homer Simpson quotes: Trying is the first step to failure.

Trying is the first step to failure.

Homer Simpson quotes: I'm not popular enough to be different

I'm not popular enough to be different

Homer Simpson quotes: I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff ... and I want in..

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff ... and I want in..

Homer Simpson quotes: If you pray to the wrong god, you might just make the right one madder and madder.

If you pray to the wrong god, you might just make the right one madder and madder.

Homer Simpson quotes: Trying is the first step towards failure

Trying is the first step towards failure

Homer Simpson quotes: You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer Simpson quotes: I don't eat anything new unless I've eaten it before

I don't eat anything new unless I've eaten it before

Homer Simpson quotes: Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Homer Simpson quotes: Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Homer Simpson quotes: Trying is the first step toward failure

Trying is the first step toward failure

Homer Simpson quotes: All hobbies suck, but if you keep at it, you might find at the end that you've managed to kill some precious time.

All hobbies suck, but if you keep at it, you might find at the end that you've managed to kill some precious time.