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Henry Beard quotes: I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray.

I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray.

Henry Beard quotes: There is no such thing as a 'correct' weight for any particular height - they are only averages.

There is no such thing as a 'correct' weight for any particular height - they are only averages.

Henry Beard quotes: Chef: Any cook who swears in French.

Chef: Any cook who swears in French.

Henry Beard quotes: You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

Henry Beard quotes: Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.

Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.

Henry Beard quotes: Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.

Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.

Henry Beard quotes: A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

Henry Beard quotes: The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.

The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.

Henry Beard quotes: Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.

Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.

Henry Beard quotes: Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.

Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.

Henry Beard quotes: "Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf

"Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf

Henry Beard quotes: A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

Henry Beard quotes: Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.

Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.

Henry Beard quotes: Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

Henry Beard quotes: Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.

Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.

Henry Beard quotes: Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

Henry Beard quotes: A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.

A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.

Henry Beard quotes: Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again.

Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again.

Henry Beard quotes: Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables.

Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables.

Henry Beard quotes: It's often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one.

It's often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one.

Henry Beard quotes: When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.