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Harland Williams quotes: I'm an American citizen now, but I will always have Canadian pride.

I'm an American citizen now, but I will always have Canadian pride.

Harland Williams quotes: Without sounding negative, I'm not a huge fan of a lot of stand-up. I'm more interested in an absurd kind of theater.

Without sounding negative, I'm not a huge fan of a lot of stand-up. I'm more interested in an absurd kind of theater.

Harland Williams quotes: The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

Harland Williams quotes: I sort of write onstage. I'll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking about it.

I sort of write onstage. I'll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking about it.

Harland Williams quotes: I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?

Harland Williams quotes: I try to take normal things - whether it's a serious subject or something as obscure as a piece of toast - and put a very weird twist on them.

I try to take normal things - whether it's a serious subject or something as obscure as a piece of toast - and put a very weird twist on them.

Harland Williams quotes: I get a lot of people telling me that I'd make a good 'wacky neighbor.' I wouldn't mind that, if it was a starting-off point.

I get a lot of people telling me that I'd make a good 'wacky neighbor.' I wouldn't mind that, if it was a starting-off point.

Harland Williams quotes: I'd done a ton of movies here in Hollywood, and I realized that every movie I'd done was somebody's else's work and someone else's vision.

I'd done a ton of movies here in Hollywood, and I realized that every movie I'd done was somebody's else's work and someone else's vision.

Harland Williams quotes: I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where you're going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.

I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where you're going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.

Harland Williams quotes: Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

Harland Williams quotes: I don't go on tour tours - I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.

I don't go on tour tours - I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.

Harland Williams quotes: I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs.

I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs.

Harland Williams quotes: I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

Harland Williams quotes: I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.

Harland Williams quotes: The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

Harland Williams quotes: My roots are in stand-up, and stand-up is very freeing. There's no script involved; you just fly.

My roots are in stand-up, and stand-up is very freeing. There's no script involved; you just fly.

Harland Williams quotes: I think a lot of people think I'm doing kind of a character onstage, but what you're really getting is just me.

I think a lot of people think I'm doing kind of a character onstage, but what you're really getting is just me.