Harland Williams Quotes
Top 17 wise famous quotes and sayings by Harland Williams
Harland Williams Famous Quotes & Sayings
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![Harland Williams quotes: Without sounding negative, I'm not a huge fan of a lot of stand-up. I'm more interested in an absurd kind of theater. Harland Williams quotes: Without sounding negative, I'm not a huge fan of a lot of stand-up. I'm more interested in an absurd kind of theater.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/harland-williams-quotes-875529.jpg)
![Harland Williams quotes: I sort of write onstage. I'll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking about it. Harland Williams quotes: I sort of write onstage. I'll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking about it.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/harland-williams-quotes-302029.jpg)
![Harland Williams quotes: I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you? Harland Williams quotes: I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/harland-williams-quotes-1842387.jpg)
![Harland Williams quotes: I try to take normal things - whether it's a serious subject or something as obscure as a piece of toast - and put a very weird twist on them. Harland Williams quotes: I try to take normal things - whether it's a serious subject or something as obscure as a piece of toast - and put a very weird twist on them.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/harland-williams-quotes-2060854.jpg)
![Harland Williams quotes: I get a lot of people telling me that I'd make a good 'wacky neighbor.' I wouldn't mind that, if it was a starting-off point. Harland Williams quotes: I get a lot of people telling me that I'd make a good 'wacky neighbor.' I wouldn't mind that, if it was a starting-off point.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/harland-williams-quotes-1458298.jpg)
![Harland Williams quotes: I'd done a ton of movies here in Hollywood, and I realized that every movie I'd done was somebody's else's work and someone else's vision. Harland Williams quotes: I'd done a ton of movies here in Hollywood, and I realized that every movie I'd done was somebody's else's work and someone else's vision.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/harland-williams-quotes-1450227.jpg)
![Harland Williams quotes: I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where you're going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying. Harland Williams quotes: I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where you're going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/harland-williams-quotes-1264987.jpg)
![Harland Williams quotes: I don't go on tour tours - I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule. Harland Williams quotes: I don't go on tour tours - I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/harland-williams-quotes-1220515.jpg)
![Harland Williams quotes: I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs. Harland Williams quotes: I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/harland-williams-quotes-943127.jpg)
![Harland Williams quotes: I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny. Harland Williams quotes: I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/harland-williams-quotes-799832.jpg)
![Harland Williams quotes: I think a lot of people think I'm doing kind of a character onstage, but what you're really getting is just me. Harland Williams quotes: I think a lot of people think I'm doing kind of a character onstage, but what you're really getting is just me.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/harland-williams-quotes-528335.jpg)
Top 17 wise famous quotes and sayings by Harland Williams
Discover top inspirational quotes from Harland Williams on Wise Famous Quotes.