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Harland Williams Famous Quotes & Sayings
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Without sounding negative, I'm not a huge fan of a lot of stand-up. I'm more interested in an absurd kind of theater.
I sort of write onstage. I'll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking about it.
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?
I try to take normal things - whether it's a serious subject or something as obscure as a piece of toast - and put a very weird twist on them.
I get a lot of people telling me that I'd make a good 'wacky neighbor.' I wouldn't mind that, if it was a starting-off point.
I'd done a ton of movies here in Hollywood, and I realized that every movie I'd done was somebody's else's work and someone else's vision.
I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where you're going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.
I don't go on tour tours - I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.
I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs.
I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.
I think a lot of people think I'm doing kind of a character onstage, but what you're really getting is just me.