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White pants should be worn on two occasions:
One, never.
And two, if you're selling ice cream.

I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.

Women give birth, men take life. Therefore, men are jealous of this power. War is menstruation envy.

I like the night life, I like to boogy.

Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it?

Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.

If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older.

I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to the good stuff.

Don't say 'No,' say 'Gilbert,' ladies and gentlemen.

It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.

President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps.

I wear glasses. That's how you'll know me. I am the speccy one ... And I am proud.

I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.

In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.

I think comedy should be left up to the professionals, that way everyone's safety is protected.

I only read books if Voltaire's cock has been dipped in red ink and rolled over the cover.

I'm all for dropping lawyers into any war time situation.

We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.

I just feel like history is very much alive and important and I don't, you know, I can't worry about whether people get it or not, per se.

And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.

If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

I'm old and my knowledge is strictly horizontal.

Oh, I don't wear a bathing suit. I wear a tent when I go out.

I think if you steal well, you're a genius. If you copy badly, you're a hack.

Animals have two vital functions in today's society; to be delicious and to fit well.

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!

Wine me, dine me, Deep Space Nine me.

Tequila is like acid in a glass.

How would you like to make money in real estate?

Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away.

I see guys dressing like they're in college - and they're not. I don't want to be that guy.

Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.