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Greg Proops quotes: White pants should be worn on two occasions:One, never.And two, if you're selling ice cream.

White pants should be worn on two occasions:
One, never.
And two, if you're selling ice cream.

Greg Proops quotes: I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.

I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.

Greg Proops quotes: Women give birth, men take life. Therefore, men are jealous of this power. War is menstruation envy.

Women give birth, men take life. Therefore, men are jealous of this power. War is menstruation envy.

Greg Proops quotes: I like the night life, I like to boogy.

I like the night life, I like to boogy.

Greg Proops quotes: Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it?

Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it?

Greg Proops quotes: Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.

Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.

Greg Proops quotes: If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older.

If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older.

Greg Proops quotes: I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to the good stuff.

I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to the good stuff.

Greg Proops quotes: Don't say 'No,' say 'Gilbert,' ladies and gentlemen.

Don't say 'No,' say 'Gilbert,' ladies and gentlemen.

Greg Proops quotes: It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.

It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.

Greg Proops quotes: I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

Greg Proops quotes: Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

Greg Proops quotes: I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.

I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.

Greg Proops quotes: President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps.

President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps.

Greg Proops quotes: I wear glasses. That's how you'll know me. I am the speccy one ... And I am proud.

I wear glasses. That's how you'll know me. I am the speccy one ... And I am proud.

Greg Proops quotes: I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.

I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.

Greg Proops quotes: In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.

In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.

Greg Proops quotes: I think comedy should be left up to the professionals, that way everyone's safety is protected.

I think comedy should be left up to the professionals, that way everyone's safety is protected.

Greg Proops quotes: I only read books if Voltaire's cock has been dipped in red ink and rolled over the cover.

I only read books if Voltaire's cock has been dipped in red ink and rolled over the cover.

Greg Proops quotes: I'm all for dropping lawyers into any war time situation.

I'm all for dropping lawyers into any war time situation.

Greg Proops quotes: We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.

We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.

Greg Proops quotes: I just feel like history is very much alive and important and I don't, you know, I can't worry about whether people get it or not, per se.

I just feel like history is very much alive and important and I don't, you know, I can't worry about whether people get it or not, per se.

Greg Proops quotes: And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.

And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.

Greg Proops quotes: If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

Greg Proops quotes: I'm old and my knowledge is strictly horizontal.

I'm old and my knowledge is strictly horizontal.

Greg Proops quotes: Oh, I don't wear a bathing suit. I wear a tent when I go out.

Oh, I don't wear a bathing suit. I wear a tent when I go out.

Greg Proops quotes: I think if you steal well, you're a genius. If you copy badly, you're a hack.

I think if you steal well, you're a genius. If you copy badly, you're a hack.

Greg Proops quotes: Animals have two vital functions in today's society; to be delicious and to fit well.

Animals have two vital functions in today's society; to be delicious and to fit well.

Greg Proops quotes: You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!

Greg Proops quotes: Wine me, dine me, Deep Space Nine me.

Wine me, dine me, Deep Space Nine me.

Greg Proops quotes: Tequila is like acid in a glass.

Tequila is like acid in a glass.

Greg Proops quotes: How would you like to make money in real estate?

How would you like to make money in real estate?

Greg Proops quotes: Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

Greg Proops quotes: If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away.

If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away.

Greg Proops quotes: I see guys dressing like they're in college - and they're not. I don't want to be that guy.

I see guys dressing like they're in college - and they're not. I don't want to be that guy.

Greg Proops quotes: Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.

Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.

Greg Proops quotes: No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.