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As a well-known great man would have said if he had thought of it, Don't go around offending people just because it can be done sitting down.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Every man is born with the ability to do something well. This is what the Lord intended him to do. Using that ability - what life is all about.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

Try to understand me. Nothing is impossible.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

Never place a period where God's placed a comma.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

Cultivate friendships. If you don't have time to cultivate all of them, plow under every fifth one and collect your bonus.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ... ? I wonder what I was blushing about?

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

Every politician must be able to keep both feet on the fence with his ear to the ground.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.