Gemma Halliday Quotes

Top 26 wise famous quotes and sayings by Gemma Halliday

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Gemma Halliday quotes: Into Studio City with my eyes closed, trying not to think about Into Studio City with my eyes closed, trying not to think about
Gemma Halliday quotes: Curiously, we set out. By this point, Diego Curiously, we set out. By this point, Diego
Gemma Halliday quotes: That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!! That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!
Gemma Halliday quotes: Connor Crane was currently the secret crush of half the female HHH population. And a couple of the males, too. Connor Crane was currently the secret crush of half the female HHH population. And a couple of the males, too.
Gemma Halliday quotes: Oy, your karma really sucks, bubbee. You musta been Hitler in a former life or something. Oy, your karma really sucks, bubbee. You musta been Hitler in a former life or something.
Gemma Halliday quotes: Mental face palm. Suddenly I wasn't sure there was enough room on the campus for both me and his ego. Mental face palm. Suddenly I wasn't sure there was enough room on the campus for both me and his ego.
Gemma Halliday quotes: I stopped walking and stared down at my pink painted toenails. That was it. Of course. No, not my choice of polish, although it was exceptional, I stopped walking and stared down at my pink painted toenails. That was it. Of course. No, not my choice of polish, although it was exceptional,
Gemma Halliday quotes: The woman had the IQ of a squash. The woman had the IQ of a squash.
Gemma Halliday quotes: In the immortal words of Mr. Burns ... eeeeexcellent. In the immortal words of Mr. Burns ... eeeeexcellent.
Gemma Halliday quotes: Bull-fluff. You didn't break up with a girlfriend of a whole year because of stuff. Bull-fluff. You didn't break up with a girlfriend of a whole year because of stuff.
Gemma Halliday quotes: The first thing I noticed when I woke up was the hippo squatting on my head. The first thing I noticed when I woke up was the hippo squatting on my head.
Gemma Halliday quotes: All men should be required to have their marital status tattooed on their foreheads. All men should be required to have their marital status tattooed on their foreheads.
Gemma Halliday quotes: Exactly fourteen minutes behind schedule I walked into the law offices of Dewy, Cheatum and Howe. Exactly fourteen minutes behind schedule I walked into the law offices of Dewy, Cheatum and Howe.
Gemma Halliday quotes: Do you know how much a freaking baby costs? A million dollars. Do you know how much a freaking baby costs? A million dollars.
Gemma Halliday quotes: My theory: if the malls don't open until ten what's the point of being up earlier than that? My theory: if the malls don't open until ten what's the point of being up earlier than that?
Gemma Halliday quotes: Okay, if there's one thing you don't ever say to a woman on the edge it's that she's hormonal. Okay, if there's one thing you don't ever say to a woman on the edge it's that she's hormonal.
Gemma Halliday quotes: Oh, boy. Why did I have a feeling I'd just aligned myself with Tweedle Diva and Tweedle Devious? Oh, boy. Why did I have a feeling I'd just aligned myself with Tweedle Diva and Tweedle Devious?
Gemma Halliday quotes: I'll go," he said."And that's safer because?""I'm a guy.""Right, and having a pair of dingle balls makes you invincible how? I'll go," he said.
"And that's safer because?"
"I'm a guy."
"Right, and having a pair of dingle balls makes you invincible how?
Gemma Halliday quotes: I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl. I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl.
Gemma Halliday quotes: She shot me a sugar-coated smile. I matched it calorie for calorie. She shot me a sugar-coated smile. I matched it calorie for calorie.
Gemma Halliday quotes: She went in the pool," she finished for me. "Ohmigod. She was killed while tweeting. It was Twittercide! She went in the pool," she finished for me. "Ohmigod. She was killed while tweeting. It was Twittercide!