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Frankie Boyle quotes: I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer.

I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer.

Frankie Boyle quotes: I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome?

I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome?

Frankie Boyle quotes: Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.

Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.

Frankie Boyle quotes: The East End of Glasgow is like the Olympics. Lots of foriegners in tracksuits struggling to speak English.

The East End of Glasgow is like the Olympics. Lots of foriegners in tracksuits struggling to speak English.

Frankie Boyle quotes: As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.

As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.

Frankie Boyle quotes: Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.

Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.

Frankie Boyle quotes: There are fears that Britain could be facing a double-dip recession, or worse still, a double-dip with misery sprinkles and fuck-where's-my-job-sauce.

There are fears that Britain could be facing a double-dip recession, or worse still, a double-dip with misery sprinkles and fuck-where's-my-job-sauce.

Frankie Boyle quotes: I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.

I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.

Frankie Boyle quotes: I think that should be the anti - speeding advert it should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day.

I think that should be the anti - speeding advert it should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day.

Frankie Boyle quotes: Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.

Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.

Frankie Boyle quotes: Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a negative: aye right.

Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a negative: aye right.

Frankie Boyle quotes: People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.

People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.

Frankie Boyle quotes: When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.

When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.

Frankie Boyle quotes: Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them!

Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them!

Frankie Boyle quotes: I want to trace my father, could you suggest a good marker pen?

I want to trace my father, could you suggest a good marker pen?

Frankie Boyle quotes: When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.

When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.

Frankie Boyle quotes: The average life expectancy rate in some parts of Glasgow is 54. If you've ever been there, you'll realize that that's maybe a bit long.

The average life expectancy rate in some parts of Glasgow is 54. If you've ever been there, you'll realize that that's maybe a bit long.

Frankie Boyle quotes: Why is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"?

Why is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"?

Frankie Boyle quotes: Welcome to Glasgow - the city where we punch people who are on fire.

Welcome to Glasgow - the city where we punch people who are on fire.

Frankie Boyle quotes: They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags.

They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags.

Frankie Boyle quotes: I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think ... is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?

I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think ... is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?

Frankie Boyle quotes: Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!

Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!

Frankie Boyle quotes: There is a force that conspires against you. It's called capitalism. It's closing your libraries so you can focus on your conspiracy shit.

There is a force that conspires against you. It's called capitalism. It's closing your libraries so you can focus on your conspiracy shit.

Frankie Boyle quotes: Political correctness has changed everything. People forget that political correctness used to be called spastic gay talk.

Political correctness has changed everything. People forget that political correctness used to be called spastic gay talk.

Frankie Boyle quotes: Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'?

Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'?

Frankie Boyle quotes: I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day ... Chlamydia.

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day ... Chlamydia.

Frankie Boyle quotes: Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall.

Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall.

Frankie Boyle quotes: It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.

It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.

Frankie Boyle quotes: Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.

Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.

Frankie Boyle quotes: Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!

Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!

Frankie Boyle quotes: Congratulations your 18! ... On a list of 20 people I'm going to kill.

Congratulations your 18! ... On a list of 20 people I'm going to kill.

Frankie Boyle quotes: Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up.

Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up.

Frankie Boyle quotes: In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.

In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.

Frankie Boyle quotes: Do you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? He probably just thinks Tony Blair's put on weight and had a mild stroke.

Do you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? He probably just thinks Tony Blair's put on weight and had a mild stroke.

Frankie Boyle quotes: If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.

If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.

Frankie Boyle quotes: The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?

The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?

Frankie Boyle quotes: I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff.

I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff.

Frankie Boyle quotes: I don't read newspapers anymore - I just lie to myself and cut out the middleman.

I don't read newspapers anymore - I just lie to myself and cut out the middleman.

Frankie Boyle quotes: Congratulations on passing your test! Your HIV positive.

Congratulations on passing your test! Your HIV positive.

Frankie Boyle quotes: Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch.

Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch.