Frank Carson Quotes
Top 33 wise famous quotes and sayings by Frank Carson
Frank Carson Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Frank Carson on Wise Famous Quotes.
What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.
I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."
Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?"
There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches.
A man up in front of a judge says "I don't recognise this court." "Why not?" "It's been redecorated since the last time I was here."
My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.
People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.
My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."
It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.
I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase closed.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."
My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'
I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was.
I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.
The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided.