Erma Bombeck Quotes: Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood. ...

Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood. (Erma Bombeck)

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Erma Bombeck Quotes: Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.

Erma Bombeck Quotes: Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.

Erma Bombeck Quotes: Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.

Erma Bombeck Quotes: Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.

Erma Bombeck Quotes: Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.

Erma Bombeck Quotes: Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.

Erma Bombeck Quotes: Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.

Erma Bombeck Quotes: Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.

Erma Bombeck Quotes: Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.

Erma Bombeck Quotes: Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.

Erma Bombeck Quotes: Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.

Erma Bombeck Quotes: Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.

Erma Bombeck Quotes: Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.

Erma Bombeck Quotes: Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.

Erma Bombeck Quotes: Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.