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I don't wanna go. I want to defile the prestigious Plaza Hotel by having you ride me like a slutty mermaid in the bathtub.

I've never known my mother to be wrong. About anything. So at this moment, her opinion is my most valuable resource.

Have I told you how cock-stiffeningly gorgeous you look tonight?

It's never the man who is shamed and ruined. It's always the woman - the other woman - who gets burned at the stake." And

You should go out with your friends, Chelsea. Have fun." No matter how much I hate the idea. "The kids and I will be fine.

Yelling is a sign of desperation, an indication that you're out of options, with nothing behind your back but volume.

This is ... beautiful, Brent. Thank you."
"That smile is all the thanks I need.

It doesn't count as a lie if the person you're lying to knows it's a lie.

Vaginas beat penises every time.
They're like kryptonite.
Penises are defenseless against them.

Life is too damn short to stay safe, to stay the same.

And no girl wants to be called by the wrong name when she's on her knees giving you head in the men's room. So, just to be safe, I went with baby.

Nicholas: If your goal was to have me

meet the Sisters of Mercy sporting a stiffy

- mission accomplished.

What's the damage, sweetie?"
"Eighty dollars."
Ouch.

Uncle Drew?"
"Yes, sweetheart?"
"Where do babies come from?

God! Oh God!"
I smile as I pick up the pace, "God's not the one fucking you, baby.

If you love something let it go, if it comes back to you it's yours." She shakes her head. "You never came back.

The only reason I really believe in my own goodness is because I see it reflected in her eyes
-Jake Becker

But words don't work that way. Once heard, they can't ever be taken back. All they can do is echo.

It makes me want to kiss her and strangle her at the same time. I've never been into S&M. But I'm beginning to see its benefits.

...this is how politics is played. With fakery and false smiles and butcher knives to the back.

And yet, I just can't be bothered to give a damn. I want Olivia. In my bed, on my cock, over my face. And I want her to know it. You

The urge to wrap my arms around her and promise that everything will be all right. I don't think she has anyone in her life who does that for her.

I wish it were that easy. But I don't think all the Krazy Glue in the world is going to piece my heart back together again.

Who does that - kisses a woman's hand? No one I've ever met, that's for damn sure.

I almost never say what I really think. Sometimes I'm so full of shit my eyes could turn brown.

Sex with Stanton is exhilarating, working beside him is a privilege. But loving him ... that just hurts.

Love is for suckers, sweetheart.

I can't stave off the hurt that seeps into my voice. "Why can't you be happy for me?

She's whimpering ... moaning ... gasping my name.
Music to my frigging ears.

Delores is a gorgeous name, for a gorgeous girl. Plus, it rhymes with clitoris ... and I really know my way around them. Big fan.

In third grade I thought I loved her - by sixth grade, I was sure of it

Most people in the world today are fucking idiots.
Don't laugh - you may be one of the walking stupid and just not know it.

I screwed the pooch with Kate - okay, you're right, where I pretty much fucked the whole kennel

I want to be a better man for you and because I love you so much, I actually believe I can be.

We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did.

words don't work that way. Once heard, they can't ever be taken back. All they can do is echo. The

Like I said, I am typically an observant man. Sherlock Holmes and I, we could hang out.

Those are the girls I want to meet in a bar on a Saturday night - not the kind I want answering my phones Monday morning.

Anything that came before is nothing. This is all that matters. This brave, stunning girl in my arms is all I will ever need.

Cover your knobber before you bob her - that's

I've never forgotten you, sweetheart. Not even close.

You ladies ought to know-going commando? That's sexier than leather and lace and whips and chains all put together.

If nightmares can come true, and sometimes they do... then so can our happiest dreams.

You can't get a reaction from someone who doesn't give a shit.

Newsflash, ladies: We can't read your thoughts. And frankly, I'm not entirely sure I'd want to. The female mind is a scary place to be.

Indifference is not exactly a reaction I'm used to from women. Frankly, it's a little hard to take. I feel my jaw clench ...

Some women can handle a one-night stand. Others can't. And I have definitely been on the wrong end of those who can't. It ain't pretty.

A knight in tarnished armor is still a knight. When

Most stories finish at the end.
But not this one.
This one finishes with a whole new beginning.

Did you mix the flour with water before you added it?
Water? Martha didn't say anything about water. That bitch.

Hell, a guy could love a woman and still fuck ten others. It's just the way it is.

The ride is the only thing that makes the fall worth it.

Congratulations on your marriage--may it be long and fun and frisky--and may you always look at one another the way you do today.

Two choices. Sleep in the goddamn car, or end up unconscious in the hospital. I know which one I'd prefer." And it's not the car. He

Self-doubts are like weeds; if you don't deal with them right away, they multiply. And before you know it, your garden looks like a jungle in Vietnam.

Good guys are boring. You need a little bad to keep things fun. And nice guys? Nice guys have something to hide.

She screams my name, and I know she's coming.
God, I love her voice.

Don't put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today.

When Good gave Eve that extra rib? He should have given us something extra too. Like mental telepathy.

Actions win wars. Actions heal wounds. Not words. Words are cheap. Mine, particularly. -Drew Evans.

After this? Heaven's going to be a major disappointment.

Because I would give up a crown for her.

Baby, if you let me take you out of here, I'll give the word pleasure a whole new meaning. - Drew Evans

Forgiveness is selfish. We give it not because it's earned, but because it's what we need. To find peace. To be whole.

When it comes to a woman's past, no guy wants to hear about it. I don't care if you've fucked one guy or a hundred, keep it to yourself.

Somewhere along the line, she's become more to me than just a set of legs I want to crawl between.

us in thick, heated towels and bears me to bed.

I love you, couch - have I ever told you that? Well, I'm telling you now.

God's not the one fucking you, baby.

Hanna and I have been spending way too much time together. The sex is stale and she's starting to get clingy.

dogs; a good coffeemaker is man's real best friend.

You've heard the freshmen fifteen? Be prepared for the Shaw twenty.

The whole world is a court case ... and we're all ... defendants.

Whoever invented karaoke is evil. They should be shot between the eyes with a dull bullet.

You know my daughter, Presley?"
He nods. "Sure. Cute kid, hot mom. Unfortunate name.

Falling in love is easy, staying in love is hard. Dedicated to all those who have stayed in love.

Sometimes a guy can't become a man until he's met the right woman.

I'm an insomniac - the affliction of champions.

I sink into the chaise lounge in my bedroom, throw a soft, velour blanket over my legs, open my book - and block out the world. ~

Because the greatest part of a road trip isn't arriving at your destination. It's all the wild stuff that happens along the way.

No, I haven't fucked her. Not that I wouldn't love to. Trust me, if she didn't work for me, I'd hit that harder than Mohammed Ali.

We're all sinners, m'boy. Some of us just enjoy it more than others.

Denial is a skill I mastered at a young age. Don't think about it. Don't talk about it. Suck it up. Choke it down.

I've never had a fetish, but I'm thinking about starting one.

Her hands comb through the back of my hair gently. "When did you know?"
I smile. "The first time you let me come inside you without a rubber.

You can't blame the nuclear missile for going off after all its buttons have been pushed.

Ellie screwed a plaque into the back of one of the chairs: "His Royal Ass Was Here." Beside it, Marty scratched into the wood: "And it was fiiine." I

Delores! Hey Dee - you awake?" Because this is New York City, a neighbor immediately yells back, "We're all awake now, asshole!

Fierce - fervent in her affection. A giver of tight hugs and plentiful kisses. That's the makings of the best kind of mom.

It's important that a woman doesn't feel like the ugly sister. The second, lesser choice. That's a bitterness that won't sweeten.

But you make me want to be brave." Something

Forget I ever referred to my mother and screwing in the same sentence. That's just ... wrong. On so many levels.

He won't know what to make of it. It'll drive him insane. A woman's weapons of mass destruction are indifference and confusion.

If sunshine took human form, like some Greek myth, she would be Presley Shaw.

Ignorance might feel like bliss, but when you peel away the happy layer, it's still just a lack of information.

My stomach flips with regret and disappointment. What I wouldn't give for a time machine.

No, Kennedy's not pregnant with my child. At least - not that I know of."
A pillow comes flying at my head.

I don't want her thinking about the baby right now, but I can't pass by the hump without paying it homage. My lips press against it once, reverently.

A guy can want one woman & still f**k anther one. Hell, a guy could love a woman & still f**k ten others.

Where's a stray bullet from a random drive-by shooting when you need one?