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Maybe you're not doing it right"
"I wasn't aware there was a technique to tree hugging.

What are you looking at?"
"A beautiful woman who makes me think I can fly.

Damn you, Hamster! Stop making me think about him! Go to bed!

Nefarious purposes translation: For disgusting demon sex and the birth of the Devil incarnate. Nice.

We will never speak of your cadaverous girlfriend or murderous ways ever again.

Love is what it is and love does what it does to survive. It's an instinct.

We were crazy two years ago. Crazy in love. The words haunted my soul and refused to be buried in the darkness anymore.

I panicked.
I farted.
I shrieked in humiliation.

What in the hell was that supposed to be? What are you ... a Ninja Turtle?

I couldn't help it. I couldn't be blamed. I was just a sorry little slut who couldn't control her libido.

Holy mackerel, mother of baby fishes, is that a bed?

Jesus Christ, give it a rest, would you?

I'm engaged" ...
"No, you're not," he growled into my neck. "You're married. To me. We came first, not him.

So you say, like, 'Hey tree, fix Finn,' and the tree is like, 'Okay, shazam, done.

Obviously, he psyched you out. He mind-fucked you big time.

Life's too short to settle for second best

May "the Meatball" Wexler.

Thanks." "Thanks for what?" I try to look up at him but the angle isn't good. "For trusting me with your body.

I love you, Andie Marks MacKenzie. I'm not letting you go.

Do as I say, not as I do. That's the OSG way.

Tim, shut it. I'm not going to sell out the hootchie to save the fae.

Get your ass back on the tree, Jayne, I just lost the mojo.

My mind was spinning in so many different directions I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or eat a fried calf testicle.

He squeezes my hands and winks. "It is. I see her in there. She just needs to wake up and grow a pair.

Us bitches have to stick together.

I'd found him, and he was mine - cute little bugger that he was, messed up glasses, funky shoes and all.

You gotta fart, Jayne. You've gotta break the spell. Fart for all you're worth! Let your butt sing!

Guys this good looking should not be criminals. It'll throw off the universe or something.

Our chances of survival were entirely dependent on our ability and willingness to dominate others.

I feel like I got hit by a bus." "You kind of did," I said, "only it was an angry orc with the strength and attitude of a silverback gorilla.

Do something, Jayne! Use the Green! Offer it your virgin sacrifice! Flash it your boobs!

My mom always said that still waters ran deep, so maybe Chase had a lot more things going on than I realized.

You're harshing my mellow.

I have a feeling that whatever's in there will make the whore in the lake look like our fairy friggin godmother.

We share shit. We're soulmates. We don't keep secrets.

With every thrust he gave me his response. You. Are. My. Wife.

You can watch me pee! It's okay! Here look, I'm peeing! I'm peeing! You can stop uprooting yourself.

I smiled at his hair. It was standing out all over the place, wherever it had escaped the elastic bands holding the mask on. "Take

Andie: "Why can't you just let me go?"
Mack: "I can't let you go because you're mine.

Everyone has his own timeframe for grieving. His is just longer than the average person's.

Excuse me while I go bleach my face.

I can't change the past, I can only walk into my future with eyes wide open, taking responsibility for myself and my actions.

I can't let you go because you're mine

As my lawyer dad would say, I had breached a contract with the devil.

I guess there's a benefit to dating a bunch of selfish losers ... it sure teaches a girl to how to give a good blow job.

Me. Ya know, stereotyping be a sign of limited intelligence. I might have asked ye where yer lower back tattoo be or yer lip piercing, but I didna.

You are not just one person, Candice. You're a whole tornado of a person.

Once I saw you, I had no choice. I was done for good. You're the last woman I ever want to be with.

Scars are your body's way of healing, making that damaged part stronger than it ever was before the pain.

It was the best night of my life and not just because you kept calling me King Dong.

I love it when my brain just spontaneously takes over like that. It always surprises me.

Jayne, do NOT wiz on the werewolves.

Imagine that - a werewolf who lets a girl pee in private. Little bits of coolness in my totally fucked-up life. This place was full of surprises.

I stuck my tongue out at her because I'm not all that mature and I still enjoy doing the things that cracked me up when I was ten.

Google is your friend, people. I'm serious. It's not a person, it's a collective group of people who want to help each other, and that's a good thing.

Fuck balls, it's the bitch in the lake!

It's a dog-eat-dog world, and people like me are Purina ALPO - even easier to eat than another dog. Nom, nom. I

Might as well pee on 'em, I decided.

How dare he have such a stinky crotch.

Denial does not change reality for everyone else. Only for the one denying and those who are foolish enough to believe the fantasy.

Bitch from the lake?" asked Spike. "I'll tell you later. Just assume she's a mean-ass motherfucker if you see her coming and shoot her in the eyes.

How is this happening to me? I'm starting to think that God has abandoned me to the hands of the Devil.

I have the hearing of a mother with small children. My shit is bionic. "Go

I was leaving nothing to chance, and literally refused to be caught unarmed with my pants down.

Just because a person is obsessed with the idea of something, doesn't make it right or even good for them.

Monsters can only live in hiding, covered by darkness and the shame wrapped up in the telling.

It's not every day that I spoke to a totally hot naked man who I was getting read to expose my parts to
and piss on.

That's how it works. You snake on a deal, you get fanged.