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Eliza Crewe quotes: You don't have to be a doormat to be good. Even good people are allowed self-defense.

You don't have to be a doormat to be good. Even good people are allowed self-defense.

Eliza Crewe quotes: Sometimes bad things need to be reminded they're not the only ones who can bite.

Sometimes bad things need to be reminded they're not the only ones who can bite.

Eliza Crewe quotes: Crush! Kill! And above all - cackle!

Crush! Kill! And above all - cackle!

Eliza Crewe quotes: Turns out I'm only 'mom-special'. Special like a snowflake is special. Special like a school kid on honor roll.

Turns out I'm only 'mom-special'. Special like a snowflake is special. Special like a school kid on honor roll.

Eliza Crewe quotes: They claim revenge is a dish best served cold, but I've found it to be equally delicious hot - not unlike fried chicken.

They claim revenge is a dish best served cold, but I've found it to be equally delicious hot - not unlike fried chicken.

Eliza Crewe quotes: Those of us who live with twisted bits like to think we can overcome them.

Those of us who live with twisted bits like to think we can overcome them.

Eliza Crewe quotes: I'm pretty sure Jo couldn't talk about the weather without somehow including a threat. Forecast today: cloudy with a chance I'll kick your ass.

I'm pretty sure Jo couldn't talk about the weather without somehow including a threat. Forecast today: cloudy with a chance I'll kick your ass.

Eliza Crewe quotes: But worries are for people who can't pull grown men apart with their bare hands.

But worries are for people who can't pull grown men apart with their bare hands.

Eliza Crewe quotes: You're my best friend?' I'm horrified.

You're my best friend?' I'm horrified.

Eliza Crewe quotes: I eye the three of them, considering. They'll need a lesson in discretion before I go. Not a lethal lesson. Mom wouldn't like that.

I eye the three of them, considering. They'll need a lesson in discretion before I go. Not a lethal lesson. Mom wouldn't like that.

Eliza Crewe quotes: Chi's faith means nothing, because it has nothing to do with me. Chi's faith is blind. He doesn't see me. But Jo does.Jo always has.

Chi's faith means nothing, because it has nothing to do with me. Chi's faith is blind. He doesn't see me. But Jo does.

Jo always has.

Eliza Crewe quotes: They say curiosity killed the cat but I am unconcerned. I am smarter, though slightly less evil, than any cat.

They say curiosity killed the cat but I am unconcerned. I am smarter, though slightly less evil, than any cat.

Eliza Crewe quotes: Rotten boys with their rotten eyes with their ridiculous rotten eyelashes. They suck a girl in, a pair of Venus fly-traps. No, Venus eye-traps.

Rotten boys with their rotten eyes with their ridiculous rotten eyelashes. They suck a girl in, a pair of Venus fly-traps. No, Venus eye-traps.

Eliza Crewe quotes: Oooooh, don't make her mad!" the leader gasps around his laughter.

Oooooh, don't make her mad!" the leader gasps around his laughter.

Eliza Crewe quotes: My teeth rip skin; my jaws snap bones. I am fast, lightning-fast, snuff - oh-was-that-your-life? - oh-was-that-your-life? - fast.

My teeth rip skin; my jaws snap bones. I am fast, lightning-fast, snuff - oh-was-that-your-life? - oh-was-that-your-life? - fast.

Eliza Crewe quotes: I'm pretty durable, but concrete and I have faced off before. While I didn't die, I wouldn't say I won, either.

I'm pretty durable, but concrete and I have faced off before. While I didn't die, I wouldn't say I won, either.

Eliza Crewe quotes: As parties go, the food is good but the hosts are complete assholes.

As parties go, the food is good but the hosts are complete assholes.

Eliza Crewe quotes: Your death, strange human. I mean, your injury. No murder, just a little maiming. So I can leave. Maiming's not so bad.

Your death, strange human. I mean, your injury. No murder, just a little maiming. So I can leave. Maiming's not so bad.

Eliza Crewe quotes: Ah well, no rest for the wicked and all that. I'll just have to kill him myself.

Ah well, no rest for the wicked and all that. I'll just have to kill him myself.

Eliza Crewe quotes: What a foolish thing, the human heart, being both fragile and reckless. No wonder we spend such an inordinate amount of time in pain.

What a foolish thing, the human heart, being both fragile and reckless. No wonder we spend such an inordinate amount of time in pain.

Eliza Crewe quotes: They fight with a bloodthirstiness I wouldn't expect outside a maximum-security prison or suburban PTA meeting.

They fight with a bloodthirstiness I wouldn't expect outside a maximum-security prison or suburban PTA meeting.

Eliza Crewe quotes: Naivety is cured with time. Stupidity is terminal.

Naivety is cured with time. Stupidity is terminal.

Eliza Crewe quotes: What do you say to your best friend when you stand at the gates of the gates of hell? Nothing. If it's your best friend, she already knows.

What do you say to your best friend when you stand at the gates of the gates of hell? Nothing. If it's your best friend, she already knows.

Eliza Crewe quotes: A loyal demon? Who knew," Jo jeers, and I want to hit her."No," Armand's voice lashes out. "It's predictably selfish.

A loyal demon? Who knew," Jo jeers, and I want to hit her.
"No," Armand's voice lashes out. "It's predictably selfish.