Dylan Moran Quotes
Top 92 wise famous quotes and sayings by Dylan Moran
Dylan Moran Famous Quotes & Sayings
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I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme.
Idioms are a big thing in Ireland. They want to fill the time, to show how good they are at talk - it's a talk-off
He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass.
America is this incredible mosaic of immigrants, so people really want to be anchored in some kind of culture as well as the one they are living in.
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.
Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that ... shite.
Maybe this is just me, but as time goes by, I'm more bewildered by modernity. It gets more unfathomable with every passing year.
I'm very drawn to Eastern Europe, so I like a Hungarian writer who wrote in French called Emil Cioran; he was always good for giving me such a stir.
Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical.
I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?
I'm just trying to understand what's around me as much as anyone else is, really. To draw a bead on a moving target.
It probably says something really clinically terrible about my character that I need to get up on a stage and go 'Ra ra ra' in front of people.
You're not really an adult at all. You're just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don't understand.
If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls.
[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.
You can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, least of all yourself.
I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.
In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways.
Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up!
I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know?
Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'
I have tried ... believe me, I have tried to like rap music. It makes me feel so very, very old. I have tried to get home with the downies.
When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.'
It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator.
You learn very very quickly that it is mostly about swearing, actually. That's all you're doing, swearing, in a box with wheels.
Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?