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Dylan Moran quotes: I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme. I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme.
Dylan Moran quotes: Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine for a long time. Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine for a long time.
Dylan Moran quotes: One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing. One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.
Dylan Moran quotes: Shame is one of the greatest aphrodisiacs in the world, anyway, built into religion. Shame is one of the greatest aphrodisiacs in the world, anyway, built into religion.
Dylan Moran quotes: Idioms are a big thing in Ireland. They want to fill the time, to show how good they are at talk - it's a talk-off Idioms are a big thing in Ireland. They want to fill the time, to show how good they are at talk - it's a talk-off
Dylan Moran quotes: He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass. He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass.
Dylan Moran quotes: Your mind is a hive of worms. And worms don't live in a hive, so it already feels unnatural. Your mind is a hive of worms. And worms don't live in a hive, so it already feels unnatural.
Dylan Moran quotes: America is this incredible mosaic of immigrants, so people really want to be anchored in some kind of culture as well as the one they are living in. America is this incredible mosaic of immigrants, so people really want to be anchored in some kind of culture as well as the one they are living in.
Dylan Moran quotes: I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate. I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.
Dylan Moran quotes: I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.
Dylan Moran quotes: Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that ... shite. Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that ... shite.
Dylan Moran quotes: What's the weather like? ... It's fierce mild! What's the weather like? ... It's fierce mild!
Dylan Moran quotes: Maybe this is just me, but as time goes by, I'm more bewildered by modernity. It gets more unfathomable with every passing year. Maybe this is just me, but as time goes by, I'm more bewildered by modernity. It gets more unfathomable with every passing year.
Dylan Moran quotes: EGGS! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance! EGGS! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!
Dylan Moran quotes: I'm very drawn to Eastern Europe, so I like a Hungarian writer who wrote in French called Emil Cioran; he was always good for giving me such a stir. I'm very drawn to Eastern Europe, so I like a Hungarian writer who wrote in French called Emil Cioran; he was always good for giving me such a stir.
Dylan Moran quotes: We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now. We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now.
Dylan Moran quotes: Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical. Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical.
Dylan Moran quotes: Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20. Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.
Dylan Moran quotes: Men look at breasts the way women look at babies. 'Aw, isn't that lovely.' Men look at breasts the way women look at babies. 'Aw, isn't that lovely.'
Dylan Moran quotes: You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic. You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
Dylan Moran quotes: Women are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one. Women are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one.
Dylan Moran quotes: Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop
Dylan Moran quotes: I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow. I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.
Dylan Moran quotes: I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s. I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
Dylan Moran quotes: If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads. If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
Dylan Moran quotes: I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?
Dylan Moran quotes: I'm just trying to understand what's around me as much as anyone else is, really. To draw a bead on a moving target. I'm just trying to understand what's around me as much as anyone else is, really. To draw a bead on a moving target.
Dylan Moran quotes: The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms. The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.
Dylan Moran quotes: I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling. I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.
Dylan Moran quotes: The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job. The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
Dylan Moran quotes: I do not walk around imaging myself to be intimidating or smart. I do not walk around imaging myself to be intimidating or smart.
Dylan Moran quotes: It probably says something really clinically terrible about my character that I need to get up on a stage and go 'Ra ra ra' in front of people. It probably says something really clinically terrible about my character that I need to get up on a stage and go 'Ra ra ra' in front of people.
Dylan Moran quotes: You're not really an adult at all. You're just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don't understand. You're not really an adult at all. You're just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don't understand.
Dylan Moran quotes: Have I had therapy? I went to a yoga class once. Have I had therapy? I went to a yoga class once.
Dylan Moran quotes: Paper acts as an eraser on the mind, as soon as you look at what you've written. Paper acts as an eraser on the mind, as soon as you look at what you've written.
Dylan Moran quotes: If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls.
Dylan Moran quotes: [Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you. [Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.
Dylan Moran quotes: You can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, least of all yourself. You can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, least of all yourself.
Dylan Moran quotes: Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today ... and there are other pressures. Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today ... and there are other pressures.
Dylan Moran quotes: The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty. The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.
Dylan Moran quotes: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.
Dylan Moran quotes: I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive. I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.
Dylan Moran quotes: Two young, fit, healthy attractive people in love? There's nothing worse to look at in the world. Two young, fit, healthy attractive people in love? There's nothing worse to look at in the world.
Dylan Moran quotes: It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect.
Dylan Moran quotes: All the shy people are doomed! Natural selection favors the loud and the aggressive All the shy people are doomed! Natural selection favors the loud and the aggressive
Dylan Moran quotes: Lots of comics try stuff out all year round, which is very sensible - I don't. Lots of comics try stuff out all year round, which is very sensible - I don't.
Dylan Moran quotes: You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.
Dylan Moran quotes: You should be as alive as you can, until you're totally dead! You should be as alive as you can, until you're totally dead!
Dylan Moran quotes: You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?' You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'
Dylan Moran quotes: A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand! A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!
Dylan Moran quotes: I quite fancy the 1940s. I like the trams and the trousers. I quite fancy the 1940s. I like the trams and the trousers.
Dylan Moran quotes: Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone. Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.
Dylan Moran quotes: I was lucky in the sense that I was never blessed with an overly reflective nature. I was lucky in the sense that I was never blessed with an overly reflective nature.
Dylan Moran quotes: I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.
Dylan Moran quotes: In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways. In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways.
Dylan Moran quotes: Nothing can make me feel better now, except cocaine. Nothing can make me feel better now, except cocaine.
Dylan Moran quotes: Organic? I grew up on Angel Delight. We didn't have anything in the house if it wasn't neon! Organic? I grew up on Angel Delight. We didn't have anything in the house if it wasn't neon!
Dylan Moran quotes: I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself. I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.
Dylan Moran quotes: I don't know what I want but I know that I want it now. I don't know what I want but I know that I want it now.
Dylan Moran quotes: Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up! Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up!
Dylan Moran quotes: I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
Dylan Moran quotes: We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy. We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.
Dylan Moran quotes: I need a healthy injection of cynicism right now. I need a healthy injection of cynicism right now.
Dylan Moran quotes: I can't get involved in all the murders you need to commit to get this shit out of your system. I can't get involved in all the murders you need to commit to get this shit out of your system.
Dylan Moran quotes: I'm organised in some ways, but not in others. I'm organised in some ways, but not in others.
Dylan Moran quotes: You look like a horse in a man costume You look like a horse in a man costume
Dylan Moran quotes: Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits. Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
Dylan Moran quotes: You exaggerate your own reactions. You exaggerate your own reactions.
Dylan Moran quotes: I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know? I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know?
Dylan Moran quotes: Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope? Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?
Dylan Moran quotes: The East is very mysterious to Westerners. Even post-Cold War, it's still an unknown entity. The East is very mysterious to Westerners. Even post-Cold War, it's still an unknown entity.
Dylan Moran quotes: Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.' Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'
Dylan Moran quotes: I have tried ... believe me, I have tried to like rap music. It makes me feel so very, very old. I have tried to get home with the downies. I have tried ... believe me, I have tried to like rap music. It makes me feel so very, very old. I have tried to get home with the downies.
Dylan Moran quotes: I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything. I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything.
Dylan Moran quotes: Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl. Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.
Dylan Moran quotes: He looks like a horse in a man costume! He looks like a horse in a man costume!
Dylan Moran quotes: I wish I was like you! You know startled by direct sunlight. I wish I was like you! You know startled by direct sunlight.
Dylan Moran quotes: I don't really think of myself as an actor. I don't really think of myself as an actor.
Dylan Moran quotes: You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it. You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.
Dylan Moran quotes: You're not going to learn anything if you're not prepared to go flat, so I'm very happy to go flat. You're not going to learn anything if you're not prepared to go flat, so I'm very happy to go flat.
Dylan Moran quotes: When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.' When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.'
Dylan Moran quotes: It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator. It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator.
Dylan Moran quotes: Do your own thing. Speak in your voice. Do your own thing. Speak in your voice.
Dylan Moran quotes: You learn very very quickly that it is mostly about swearing, actually. That's all you're doing, swearing, in a box with wheels. You learn very very quickly that it is mostly about swearing, actually. That's all you're doing, swearing, in a box with wheels.
Dylan Moran quotes: Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island? Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?
Dylan Moran quotes: Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.
Dylan Moran quotes: It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book. It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.
Dylan Moran quotes: Fruit ... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!" Fruit ... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!"
Dylan Moran quotes: I do pauses, pauses work for me I do pauses, pauses work for me
Dylan Moran quotes: I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder. I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.
Dylan Moran quotes: Vodka is a very deceptive drink. You can't taste it, you can't smell it. Vodka is a very deceptive drink. You can't taste it, you can't smell it.
Dylan Moran quotes: People will kill you over time. And how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases like 'be realistic'. People will kill you over time. And how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases like 'be realistic'.

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