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Drew Carey quotes: I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it. I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
Drew Carey quotes: Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada. Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.
Drew Carey quotes: I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet. I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet.
Drew Carey quotes: People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are. People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.
Drew Carey quotes: The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time. The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.
Drew Carey quotes: Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight. Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.
Drew Carey quotes: After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine. After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
Drew Carey quotes: What good is democracy if you can't get what you want? What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?
Drew Carey quotes: I always thought I was going to die before I was 60. I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.
Drew Carey quotes: I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day. I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.
Drew Carey quotes: I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better. I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.
Drew Carey quotes: You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Drew Carey quotes: When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off. When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.
Drew Carey quotes: When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.
Drew Carey quotes: You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me. You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.
Drew Carey quotes: Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are. Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.
Drew Carey quotes: Every election I have to hold my nose to vote. Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.
Drew Carey quotes: The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time. The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.
Drew Carey quotes: I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them. I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
Drew Carey quotes: I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power. I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.
Drew Carey quotes: I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night. I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.
Drew Carey quotes: Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now. Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
Drew Carey quotes: The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them. The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
Drew Carey quotes: I'm competitive at everything. I'm competitive at everything.
Drew Carey quotes: Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything? Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything?
Drew Carey quotes: My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals. My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.
Drew Carey quotes: It doesn't matter how smart you are; to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day. It doesn't matter how smart you are; to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day.
Drew Carey quotes: What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously. What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
Drew Carey quotes: International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team. International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.
Drew Carey quotes: Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it! Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!
Drew Carey quotes: Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Drew Carey quotes: Reality shows always look for the worst people. Reality shows always look for the worst people.
Drew Carey quotes: I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas. I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.
Drew Carey quotes: Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie? Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
Drew Carey quotes: The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time. The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.
Drew Carey quotes: Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do. Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
Drew Carey quotes: Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test. Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.
Drew Carey quotes: Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane. Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.
Drew Carey quotes: We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again. We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
Drew Carey quotes: In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains. In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.
Drew Carey quotes: I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried. I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.
Drew Carey quotes: I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it. I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.
Drew Carey quotes: You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke. You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.
Drew Carey quotes: Libertarians are conservatives who still get high. Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.
Drew Carey quotes: When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work. When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
Drew Carey quotes: I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid. I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey quotes: I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio. I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio.
Drew Carey quotes: The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can. The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.
Drew Carey quotes: The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name. The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.
Drew Carey quotes: When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show. When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
Drew Carey quotes: It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not. It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.
Drew Carey quotes: The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job. The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.
Drew Carey quotes: I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me. I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.
Drew Carey quotes: I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself. I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
Drew Carey quotes: I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it. I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.
Drew Carey quotes: If frogs could fly - well, we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat? If frogs could fly - well, we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?
Drew Carey quotes: But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy. But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
Drew Carey quotes: What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV! What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!
Drew Carey quotes: I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.. I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter..
Drew Carey quotes: If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist. That was my other dream job. If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist. That was my other dream job.
Drew Carey quotes: I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast. I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
Drew Carey quotes: The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation. The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.
Drew Carey quotes: I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything. I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
Drew Carey quotes: I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'
Drew Carey quotes: 'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going. 'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.
Drew Carey quotes: I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have. I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.
Drew Carey quotes: I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there. I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.
Drew Carey quotes: It sucks being fat, you know. It sucks being fat, you know.
Drew Carey quotes: I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet. I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.
Drew Carey quotes: I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.
Drew Carey quotes: And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get. And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
Drew Carey quotes: Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck. Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.
Drew Carey quotes: I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer. I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.
Drew Carey quotes: Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
Drew Carey quotes: Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating. Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.
Drew Carey quotes: There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it. There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
Drew Carey quotes: There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy. There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.
Drew Carey quotes: Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you. Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
Drew Carey quotes: Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls! Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!
Drew Carey quotes: Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment. Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.
Drew Carey quotes: When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot. When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
Drew Carey quotes: The less government, the better The less government, the better
Drew Carey quotes: As far as exercising goes ... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging. As far as exercising goes ... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.
Drew Carey quotes: Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better. Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
Drew Carey quotes: I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.
Drew Carey quotes: I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck. I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
Drew Carey quotes: I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else. I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.
Drew Carey quotes: My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen. My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.
Drew Carey quotes: On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!' On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'
Drew Carey quotes: Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one. Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.
Drew Carey quotes: Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
Drew Carey quotes: The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition. The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.
Drew Carey quotes: I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed. I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.
Drew Carey quotes: It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Drew Carey quotes: Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there. Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.
Drew Carey quotes: I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.

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