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Don Herold quotes: Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.

Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.

Don Herold quotes: Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

Don Herold quotes: Babies are a great way to start people.

Babies are a great way to start people.

Don Herold quotes: A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

Don Herold quotes: This is the greatest paradox: the emotions cannot be trusted; yet it is the emotions that tell us the greatest truths.

This is the greatest paradox: the emotions cannot be trusted; yet it is the emotions that tell us the greatest truths.

Don Herold quotes: Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.

Don Herold quotes: Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.

Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.

Don Herold quotes: Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

Don Herold quotes: Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.

Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.

Don Herold quotes: I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

Don Herold quotes: I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

Don Herold quotes: Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

Don Herold quotes: The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

Don Herold quotes: Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

Don Herold quotes: A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.

A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.

Don Herold quotes: Babies are such a nice way to start people.

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

Don Herold quotes: An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.

An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.

Don Herold quotes: Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace.

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace.

Don Herold quotes: There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Don Herold quotes: [Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

Don Herold quotes: A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

Don Herold quotes: If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

Don Herold quotes: Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

Don Herold quotes: If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more daisies.

If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more daisies.

Don Herold quotes: The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.

The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.

Don Herold quotes: Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

Don Herold quotes: The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

Don Herold quotes: About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.

About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.

Don Herold quotes: Be kind to dumb people.

Be kind to dumb people.

Don Herold quotes: Very few people look the part and are it too.

Very few people look the part and are it too.

Don Herold quotes: The mind of man has no defense To equal plain, old common sense. This homely virtue don't despise, If you would be happy as well as wise.

The mind of man has no defense To equal plain, old common sense. This homely virtue don't despise, If you would be happy as well as wise.

Don Herold quotes: Some people have nothing but experience.

Some people have nothing but experience.

Don Herold quotes: There is nobody as irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

There is nobody as irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

Don Herold quotes: Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

Don Herold quotes: Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.

Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.

Don Herold quotes: There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it.

There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it.

Don Herold quotes: Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.

Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.

Don Herold quotes: Interruptions are the spice of life.

Interruptions are the spice of life.

Don Herold quotes: It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant

Don Herold quotes: It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

Don Herold quotes: Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

Don Herold quotes: Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.

Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.

Don Herold quotes: I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.

I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.