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Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.

Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

Babies are a great way to start people.

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

This is the greatest paradox: the emotions cannot be trusted; yet it is the emotions that tell us the greatest truths.

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.

Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.

I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more daisies.

The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.

Be kind to dumb people.

Very few people look the part and are it too.

The mind of man has no defense To equal plain, old common sense. This homely virtue don't despise, If you would be happy as well as wise.

Some people have nothing but experience.

There is nobody as irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.

There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it.

Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.

Interruptions are the spice of life.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.

I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.