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Both the zombie mafia and the rebel zombie alliance could suck my white trash undead ass.

Hello, my name is Angel, and I'll be your zombie today.

Still, waking up this early was just wrong. "Why can't people be reasonable and only die after eleven A.M.?" I whined.

Good morning!" my partner, Derrel, said in an insanely cheerful voice. "I need my Angel to come out and play.

Three hours ago I was in bed, I thought miserably. I should have stayed there.

It reminds me of an old joke: What did the Zombie say to the whore?"
I looked at him blankly. "Um ... what?"
He winked. "Keep the tip.

Zombie Super Powers, Activate!

How could I be mad? I got to sleep with a kitten.

Whatever happened, at least we had cookies.

But then again, I was about as far from touchy-feely as you could get. Unless you're fucking me, don't put your hands on me.

Coffe and breakfast with friends. What more could a girl ask for.

Hell, right now my only weapons were Obnoxious and Snark, and I intended to use them whenever possible.

I had a black belt in redneck pissed off bitch dirty fighting.

I'm finally getting my life together. Too bad I had to die first.

Just because I'm insane doesn't mean I have to act all crazy.

You're pretty smart for a Fed."
"I missed a bunch of questions on the entrance exam on purpose so that I could
get into the agency,

This dude could read Pat the Bunnyand make it terrifying.

What did the zombie say to the whore?
Keep the tip!

Welcome to death.

With that I turned into a punching, struggling, kicking psycho redneck zombie bitch.

I was tough. I was fierce. I was already seating my ass off and hadn't even started to run yet.

The pudding lived up to its name. And nothing fell off that wasn't supposed to.

That is a zombie ... Holy fucking shit. That's a mother fucking zombie and this shit is real.

Will you please stop being an asshole for a few god-damn minutes?

I have missed you. And I did not know anything was missing.

I opened my mouth to tell him he was full of shit, to tell him I knew he'd thrown me under the bus, but all that came out was, Braaiinns.

A zombie pretending to be a zombie pretending to be a zombie. Made me dizzy.

No self-respecting zombie would be caught dead smoking.

Zombie Super Powers, activate, you fucking bitches.

It looked like pieces of bread pudding that had been soaked in raspberry syrup.

Hey, look, I thought with a miserable laugh, this day just got worse.

When I eat brains I don't smell like rotten meat.

His shirt had more wrinkles than a smoker's lips

Had I managed to fall into some sort of carnivorous plant? Yeah, bleed on the man-eating plant. Always a good plan.