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Diana Rowland quotes: Both the zombie mafia and the rebel zombie alliance could suck my white trash undead ass.

Both the zombie mafia and the rebel zombie alliance could suck my white trash undead ass.

Diana Rowland quotes: Hello, my name is Angel, and I'll be your zombie today.

Hello, my name is Angel, and I'll be your zombie today.

Diana Rowland quotes: Still, waking up this early was just wrong. "Why can't people be reasonable and only die after eleven A.M.?" I whined.

Still, waking up this early was just wrong. "Why can't people be reasonable and only die after eleven A.M.?" I whined.

Diana Rowland quotes: Good morning!" my partner, Derrel, said in an insanely cheerful voice. "I need my Angel to come out and play.

Good morning!" my partner, Derrel, said in an insanely cheerful voice. "I need my Angel to come out and play.

Diana Rowland quotes: Three hours ago I was in bed, I thought miserably. I should have stayed there.

Three hours ago I was in bed, I thought miserably. I should have stayed there.

Diana Rowland quotes: It reminds me of an old joke: What did the Zombie say to the whore?" I looked at him blankly. "Um ... what?" He winked. "Keep the tip.

It reminds me of an old joke: What did the Zombie say to the whore?"
I looked at him blankly. "Um ... what?"
He winked. "Keep the tip.

Diana Rowland quotes: Zombie Super Powers, Activate!

Zombie Super Powers, Activate!

Diana Rowland quotes: How could I be mad? I got to sleep with a kitten.

How could I be mad? I got to sleep with a kitten.

Diana Rowland quotes: Whatever happened, at least we had cookies.

Whatever happened, at least we had cookies.

Diana Rowland quotes: But then again, I was about as far from touchy-feely as you could get. Unless you're fucking me, don't put your hands on me.

But then again, I was about as far from touchy-feely as you could get. Unless you're fucking me, don't put your hands on me.

Diana Rowland quotes: Coffe and breakfast with friends. What more could a girl ask for.

Coffe and breakfast with friends. What more could a girl ask for.

Diana Rowland quotes: Hell, right now my only weapons were Obnoxious and Snark, and I intended to use them whenever possible.

Hell, right now my only weapons were Obnoxious and Snark, and I intended to use them whenever possible.

Diana Rowland quotes: I had a black belt in redneck pissed off bitch dirty fighting.

I had a black belt in redneck pissed off bitch dirty fighting.

Diana Rowland quotes: I'm finally getting my life together. Too bad I had to die first.

I'm finally getting my life together. Too bad I had to die first.

Diana Rowland quotes: Just because I'm insane doesn't mean I have to act all crazy.

Just because I'm insane doesn't mean I have to act all crazy.

Diana Rowland quotes: You're pretty smart for a Fed.""I missed a bunch of questions on the entrance exam on purpose so that I couldget into the agency,

You're pretty smart for a Fed."
"I missed a bunch of questions on the entrance exam on purpose so that I could
get into the agency,

Diana Rowland quotes: This dude could read Pat the Bunnyand make it terrifying.

This dude could read Pat the Bunnyand make it terrifying.

Diana Rowland quotes: What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip!

What did the zombie say to the whore?
Keep the tip!

Diana Rowland quotes: Welcome to death.

Welcome to death.

Diana Rowland quotes: With that I turned into a punching, struggling, kicking psycho redneck zombie bitch.

With that I turned into a punching, struggling, kicking psycho redneck zombie bitch.

Diana Rowland quotes: I was tough. I was fierce. I was already seating my ass off and hadn't even started to run yet.

I was tough. I was fierce. I was already seating my ass off and hadn't even started to run yet.

Diana Rowland quotes: The pudding lived up to its name. And nothing fell off that wasn't supposed to.

The pudding lived up to its name. And nothing fell off that wasn't supposed to.

Diana Rowland quotes: That is a zombie ... Holy fucking shit. That's a mother fucking zombie and this shit is real.

That is a zombie ... Holy fucking shit. That's a mother fucking zombie and this shit is real.

Diana Rowland quotes: Will you please stop being an asshole for a few god-damn minutes?

Will you please stop being an asshole for a few god-damn minutes?

Diana Rowland quotes: I have missed you. And I did not know anything was missing.

I have missed you. And I did not know anything was missing.

Diana Rowland quotes: I opened my mouth to tell him he was full of shit, to tell him I knew he'd thrown me under the bus, but all that came out was, Braaiinns.

I opened my mouth to tell him he was full of shit, to tell him I knew he'd thrown me under the bus, but all that came out was, Braaiinns.

Diana Rowland quotes: A zombie pretending to be a zombie pretending to be a zombie. Made me dizzy.

A zombie pretending to be a zombie pretending to be a zombie. Made me dizzy.

Diana Rowland quotes: No self-respecting zombie would be caught dead smoking.

No self-respecting zombie would be caught dead smoking.

Diana Rowland quotes: Zombie Super Powers, activate, you fucking bitches.

Zombie Super Powers, activate, you fucking bitches.

Diana Rowland quotes: It looked like pieces of bread pudding that had been soaked in raspberry syrup.

It looked like pieces of bread pudding that had been soaked in raspberry syrup.

Diana Rowland quotes: Hey, look, I thought with a miserable laugh, this day just got worse.

Hey, look, I thought with a miserable laugh, this day just got worse.

Diana Rowland quotes: When I eat brains I don't smell like rotten meat.

When I eat brains I don't smell like rotten meat.

Diana Rowland quotes: His shirt had more wrinkles than a smoker's lips

His shirt had more wrinkles than a smoker's lips

Diana Rowland quotes: Had I managed to fall into some sort of carnivorous plant? Yeah, bleed on the man-eating plant. Always a good plan.

Had I managed to fall into some sort of carnivorous plant? Yeah, bleed on the man-eating plant. Always a good plan.