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How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.

How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door. (Demetri Martin)

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Demetri Martin Quotes: How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.
Demetri Martin Quotes: How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.
Demetri Martin Quotes: How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.
Demetri Martin Quotes: How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.
Demetri Martin Quotes: How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.
Demetri Martin Quotes: How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.
Demetri Martin Quotes: How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.
Demetri Martin Quotes: How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.
Demetri Martin Quotes: How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.
Demetri Martin Quotes: How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.
Demetri Martin Quotes: How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.
Demetri Martin Quotes: How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.
Demetri Martin Quotes: How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.
Demetri Martin Quotes: How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.
Demetri Martin Quotes: How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.