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A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.

A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole. (Demetri Martin)

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Demetri Martin Quotes: A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.
Demetri Martin Quotes: A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.
Demetri Martin Quotes: A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.
Demetri Martin Quotes: A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.
Demetri Martin Quotes: A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.
Demetri Martin Quotes: A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.
Demetri Martin Quotes: A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.
Demetri Martin Quotes: A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.
Demetri Martin Quotes: A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.
Demetri Martin Quotes: A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.
Demetri Martin Quotes: A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.
Demetri Martin Quotes: A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.
Demetri Martin Quotes: A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.
Demetri Martin Quotes: A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.
Demetri Martin Quotes: A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.