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David Wishart quotes: the emperor had chewed off his balls and stuffed a one-way ticket to the Black Sea up his rectum [Marcus Corvinus explains what happened to Ovid]

the emperor had chewed off his balls and stuffed a one-way ticket to the Black Sea up his rectum [Marcus Corvinus explains what happened to Ovid]

David Wishart quotes: My tongue tasted like a gladiator's jockstrap [Marcus Corvinus after a night out]

My tongue tasted like a gladiator's jockstrap [Marcus Corvinus after a night out]

David Wishart quotes: a poker-rectumed pillar of the establishment [Marcus Corvinus on a Roman Senator]

a poker-rectumed pillar of the establishment [Marcus Corvinus on a Roman Senator]

David Wishart quotes: These pastoral-poet guys with their bleating goats and oaten pipes can stuff their phalaecean hendecasyllabics where the sun don't shine.

These pastoral-poet guys with their bleating goats and oaten pipes can stuff their phalaecean hendecasyllabics where the sun don't shine.