David Walliams Quotes
Top 54 wise famous quotes and sayings by David Walliams
David Walliams Famous Quotes & Sayings
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No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence.
But children nowadays don't believe in magic. They are forever watching TV and playing computer games. They never look to the skies any more.
The one good thing about our school was the Cadets; I chose to be in the Navy, purely for the sailor's outfit. A pity we had to give them back.
Wife has put me on a strict diet so I am only allowed fruit for breakfast now, announced Raj as he unwrapped a Terry
It was very exciting to see Alan Sugar, so I think I've peaked with excitement for the evening, because I'm a massive Apprentice fan.
You can't go on running forever ... " "And you can't go on ... " Alfie desperately searched for the right word, " ... mopedding* forever!
GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM YOU VILE LITTLE GIRL! AND TAKE THAT DISGUSTING CREATURE WITH YOU!" snarled the teacher.
We sort of expect to see men in women's clothes. It's part of our culture. The key thing is, it has to be done quite badly.
I think all those rules are boring. About what people can and can't wear. Surely everyone should be able to wear whatever they like?
People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard.
Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life.
I don't get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful.
Ricky Gervais would have you believe otherwise, but Sacha Baron Cohen is the most successful British comedian in the world.
I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.
I haven't put much effort into my personal life and blithely believe it will turn out all right in the end.
I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.
There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process.