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David Walliams quotes: A Waft of Cheese

A Waft of Cheese

David Walliams quotes: I am a huge fan of 'Doctor Who.'

I am a huge fan of 'Doctor Who.'

David Walliams quotes: No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence.

No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence.

David Walliams quotes: But children nowadays don't believe in magic. They are forever watching TV and playing computer games. They never look to the skies any more.

But children nowadays don't believe in magic. They are forever watching TV and playing computer games. They never look to the skies any more.

David Walliams quotes: Than a whiff. And a whiff can be enough to make your nose wrinkle. It wasn't

Than a whiff. And a whiff can be enough to make your nose wrinkle. It wasn't

David Walliams quotes: The one good thing about our school was the Cadets; I chose to be in the Navy, purely for the sailor's outfit. A pity we had to give them back.

The one good thing about our school was the Cadets; I chose to be in the Navy, purely for the sailor's outfit. A pity we had to give them back.

David Walliams quotes: Smelly cheese, blue cheese, runny cheese, MOULDY CHEESE, cheesy cheese.

Smelly cheese, blue cheese, runny cheese, MOULDY CHEESE, cheesy cheese.

David Walliams quotes: I thrive off the company of others, I love being sociable.

I thrive off the company of others, I love being sociable.

David Walliams quotes: The Midnight Gang

The Midnight Gang

David Walliams quotes: Wife has put me on a strict diet so I am only allowed fruit for breakfast now, announced Raj as he unwrapped a Terry

Wife has put me on a strict diet so I am only allowed fruit for breakfast now, announced Raj as he unwrapped a Terry

David Walliams quotes: It was impossible to sleep. Anxiety stopped me from falling asleep; depression woke me up.

It was impossible to sleep. Anxiety stopped me from falling asleep; depression woke me up.

David Walliams quotes: I haven't traditionally been a family entertainer.

I haven't traditionally been a family entertainer.

David Walliams quotes: It's strange how sometimes you can be so happy it goes all the way round to sadness.

It's strange how sometimes you can be so happy it goes all the way round to sadness.

David Walliams quotes: It was very exciting to see Alan Sugar, so I think I've peaked with excitement for the evening, because I'm a massive Apprentice fan.

It was very exciting to see Alan Sugar, so I think I've peaked with excitement for the evening, because I'm a massive Apprentice fan.

David Walliams quotes: In his dreams he would be a hero. In his life he felt like a zero.

In his dreams he would be a hero. In his life he felt like a zero.

David Walliams quotes: Social satire has been around since people have been around.

Social satire has been around since people have been around.

David Walliams quotes: Just to check she's not going out." "Going

Just to check she's not going out." "Going

David Walliams quotes: Speeding around his own private racetrack in his own Formula One racing car. Some

Speeding around his own private racetrack in his own Formula One racing car. Some

David Walliams quotes: We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.

David Walliams quotes: It was a long, long time since anyone had hugged him, so he hugged himself.

It was a long, long time since anyone had hugged him, so he hugged himself.

David Walliams quotes: Unfortunately for Ben and Granny, it turns out that ancient poo does still pong.)

Unfortunately for Ben and Granny, it turns out that ancient poo does still pong.)

David Walliams quotes: I was the kind of person who got bullied and loved the attention of it.

I was the kind of person who got bullied and loved the attention of it.

David Walliams quotes: You can't go on running forever ... " "And you can't go on ... " Alfie desperately searched for the right word, " ... mopedding* forever!

You can't go on running forever ... " "And you can't go on ... " Alfie desperately searched for the right word, " ... mopedding* forever!

David Walliams quotes: GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM YOU VILE LITTLE GIRL! AND TAKE THAT DISGUSTING CREATURE WITH YOU!" snarled the teacher.

GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM YOU VILE LITTLE GIRL! AND TAKE THAT DISGUSTING CREATURE WITH YOU!" snarled the teacher.

David Walliams quotes: Pizza Hut, and then Pizza Express, before seeking sanctuary in the doorway of a Domino's Pizza.

Pizza Hut, and then Pizza Express, before seeking sanctuary in the doorway of a Domino's Pizza.

David Walliams quotes: I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work.

I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work.

David Walliams quotes: We sort of expect to see men in women's clothes. It's part of our culture. The key thing is, it has to be done quite badly.

We sort of expect to see men in women's clothes. It's part of our culture. The key thing is, it has to be done quite badly.

David Walliams quotes: All human life can be found in an airport.

All human life can be found in an airport.

David Walliams quotes: I think all those rules are boring. About what people can and can't wear. Surely everyone should be able to wear whatever they like?

I think all those rules are boring. About what people can and can't wear. Surely everyone should be able to wear whatever they like?

David Walliams quotes: TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been eroded by the internet.

TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been eroded by the internet.

David Walliams quotes: You mustn't let bullies get you down.

You mustn't let bullies get you down.

David Walliams quotes: Words are so rude I wouldn't dream of putting them in this book.

Words are so rude I wouldn't dream of putting them in this book.

David Walliams quotes: People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard.

People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard.

David Walliams quotes: A bully can only make you feel bad about yourself if you let them.

A bully can only make you feel bad about yourself if you let them.

David Walliams quotes: All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time.

All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time.

David Walliams quotes: I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first.

I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first.

David Walliams quotes: Zoe had to do something or she would be roadkill.

Zoe had to do something or she would be roadkill.

David Walliams quotes: Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life.

Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life.

David Walliams quotes: I love wearing drag.

I love wearing drag.

David Walliams quotes: I don't get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful.

I don't get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful.

David Walliams quotes: Ricky Gervais would have you believe otherwise, but Sacha Baron Cohen is the most successful British comedian in the world.

Ricky Gervais would have you believe otherwise, but Sacha Baron Cohen is the most successful British comedian in the world.

David Walliams quotes: Brain of Britain!" "If

Brain of Britain!" "If

David Walliams quotes: Outside there was not a sound. The house had never been this

Outside there was not a sound. The house had never been this

David Walliams quotes: I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.

I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.

David Walliams quotes: I can't see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much criticism.

I can't see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much criticism.

David Walliams quotes: Happy Birthday, Dad!" exclaimed Dennis and John excitedly. "I don't like birthdays," said Dad.

Happy Birthday, Dad!" exclaimed Dennis and John excitedly. "I don't like birthdays," said Dad.

David Walliams quotes: I have always liked shows that have laughter in them.

I have always liked shows that have laughter in them.

David Walliams quotes: I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.

I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.

David Walliams quotes: I haven't put much effort into my personal life and blithely believe it will turn out all right in the end.

I haven't put much effort into my personal life and blithely believe it will turn out all right in the end.

David Walliams quotes: I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the traits of a retired gentleman.

I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the traits of a retired gentleman.

David Walliams quotes: I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.

I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.

David Walliams quotes: There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process.

There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process.

David Walliams quotes: Or perhaps even the world, noses were pushed up against the glass so they looked like a tribe of pig-children.

Or perhaps even the world, noses were pushed up against the glass so they looked like a tribe of pig-children.

David Walliams quotes: Impossible. It was as if she had been buried in sand from the neck down.

Impossible. It was as if she had been buried in sand from the neck down.