David Sedaris Quotes: The position was offered at the last minute, when the scheduled professor found a better-paying job delivering pizza. ...

The position was offered at the last minute, when the scheduled professor found a better-paying job delivering pizza. (David Sedaris)

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David Sedaris Quotes: The position was offered at the last minute, when the scheduled professor found a better-paying job delivering pizza.

David Sedaris Quotes: The position was offered at the last minute, when the scheduled professor found a better-paying job delivering pizza.

David Sedaris Quotes: The position was offered at the last minute, when the scheduled professor found a better-paying job delivering pizza.

David Sedaris Quotes: The position was offered at the last minute, when the scheduled professor found a better-paying job delivering pizza.

David Sedaris Quotes: The position was offered at the last minute, when the scheduled professor found a better-paying job delivering pizza.

David Sedaris Quotes: The position was offered at the last minute, when the scheduled professor found a better-paying job delivering pizza.

David Sedaris Quotes: The position was offered at the last minute, when the scheduled professor found a better-paying job delivering pizza.

David Sedaris Quotes: The position was offered at the last minute, when the scheduled professor found a better-paying job delivering pizza.

David Sedaris Quotes: The position was offered at the last minute, when the scheduled professor found a better-paying job delivering pizza.

David Sedaris Quotes: The position was offered at the last minute, when the scheduled professor found a better-paying job delivering pizza.

David Sedaris Quotes: The position was offered at the last minute, when the scheduled professor found a better-paying job delivering pizza.

David Sedaris Quotes: The position was offered at the last minute, when the scheduled professor found a better-paying job delivering pizza.

David Sedaris Quotes: The position was offered at the last minute, when the scheduled professor found a better-paying job delivering pizza.

David Sedaris Quotes: The position was offered at the last minute, when the scheduled professor found a better-paying job delivering pizza.

David Sedaris Quotes: The position was offered at the last minute, when the scheduled professor found a better-paying job delivering pizza.