David Sedaris Quotes: If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother. ...

If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother. (David Sedaris)

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David Sedaris Quotes: If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother.

David Sedaris Quotes: If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother.

David Sedaris Quotes: If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother.

David Sedaris Quotes: If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother.

David Sedaris Quotes: If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother.

David Sedaris Quotes: If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother.

David Sedaris Quotes: If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother.

David Sedaris Quotes: If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother.

David Sedaris Quotes: If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother.

David Sedaris Quotes: If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother.

David Sedaris Quotes: If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother.

David Sedaris Quotes: If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother.

David Sedaris Quotes: If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother.

David Sedaris Quotes: If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother.

David Sedaris Quotes: If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother.