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Audience participation should extend from on-stage to backstage to under the stage

Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade.

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.

When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.

Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything ... to go!

I'm a family man. I personally started 3 or 4 families last year.

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

Many of the critics have kids of their own. It scares the hell out of them to think that their kids could be anything remotely like David Lee Roth.

The only thing I'm allergic to is criticism.

You know what rock musicians are? They are hung up, neurotic, over-weight hippies with sex problems.

I don't feel tardy.

On parties it's not about who you are. The real reason to which a party revolves is how good you look.

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.

People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage.

It's not who wants to sleep with you; It's who wants to sleep with you again.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless you've got a good dog.

If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

Stick your head above the crowd and eventually somebody will throw a rock at it.

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.

Let's play with the career, if we can't find anything else to do

I'm a family oriented guy; I've personally started four or five this year.

I grew up on radio, not TV.

Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a huge yacht that sails right next to it.

I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money.

The most important part of any rock song is the guitar solo.

Music journalists love Elvis Costello and hate me because they look like Elvis Costello

My ambition is to further create a signature sound, a signature spirit, that makes some kind of contribution to music in general.

I take my personal upkeep real seriously; my sense of organization and attention to detail; my memory; my business - I love the business.

I knew already when I was seven years old, that I wanted to be on stage and entertain people. I sell laughs. Here, you got one for free!

It dont matter WHAT your doin, ust as long as you LOOK GOOD doin it

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance

Critics like Elvis Costello because critics are like Elvis Costello.

When you can spell subpoena without thinking about it, that's when you know you've made it.

The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

Radio as we know it is pretty much changing completely.

Reach up to the feet of God, looking for a sign ... it was right here all the time ...

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to sail right up along side it.

Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing

This must be just like livin' in paradise.

Self-tragedy is always a great way to dramatize yourself - ask any teenager.

We've all got out self-destructive bad habits, the trick is to find four or five you personally like the best and just do those all the time.

A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.

It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!

The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

I can teach you to jump up in five seconds-it takes years to learn how to land properly.

People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and dispair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!

I change as the times change. I'm a reflection of what's around me without trying at all.

It's not rocket surgery!

Nobody's going to get a hot dog at my concert!

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Whether I'm on for a day or whether I'm on for a year, at the end of the day, I sing for my dinner.

You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

I think the two most difficult things to deal with in life are failure and success

I've always been very self-motivated.

I just wanted to be in show biz. I wanted to make music and sing and dance, tell jokes and stories, make ya smile, make ya cry - and charge you $ 8.50

The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!

I live and breathe and do four times as much four times as fast as anyone else.

You want a hero in the music world? James Brown. He brought a feeling to music without really using words. He's just famous for his sound.

Rock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants.

The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!!

I don't get all the women that I want ... I get all the women that want me.