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Being a grown up was rubbish, Dave decided.

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat?

Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.

Dave grimaced. 'Cheesecake for breakfast?'
'What's the problem? It's dairy and cereal. It's practically a bowl of cornflakes.

There's no 'I' in team. But there is 'tea'. So put the kettle on,

Dave gazed at Melanie like Professor Brian Cox eyeing up a particularly thought-provoking mountain range.