Dave Barry Quotes: As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless. ...

As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless. (Dave Barry)

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Dave Barry Quotes: As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.

Dave Barry Quotes: As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.

Dave Barry Quotes: As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.

Dave Barry Quotes: As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.

Dave Barry Quotes: As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.

Dave Barry Quotes: As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.

Dave Barry Quotes: As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.

Dave Barry Quotes: As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.

Dave Barry Quotes: As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.

Dave Barry Quotes: As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.

Dave Barry Quotes: As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.

Dave Barry Quotes: As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.

Dave Barry Quotes: As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.

Dave Barry Quotes: As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.

Dave Barry Quotes: As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.