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Danny DeVito quotes: We did 'Erin Brockovich', we did 'Man on the Moon', we did 'Living Out Loud', but now I'm going to keep going.

We did 'Erin Brockovich', we did 'Man on the Moon', we did 'Living Out Loud', but now I'm going to keep going.

Danny DeVito quotes: You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and Hardy movies.

You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and Hardy movies.

Danny DeVito quotes: I'll watch Ricky Gervais in anything he does. The guy's hilarious.

I'll watch Ricky Gervais in anything he does. The guy's hilarious.

Danny DeVito quotes: It's a first for me. It's my first nude scene.

It's a first for me. It's my first nude scene.

Danny DeVito quotes: I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.

Danny DeVito quotes: Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money.

Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money.

Danny DeVito quotes: America's racist, so what do you expect.

America's racist, so what do you expect.

Danny DeVito quotes: Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.

Danny DeVito quotes: A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick.

A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick.

Danny DeVito quotes: After you've lived with somebody for 11 years, what's a guy in a robe reading from a book going to change?

After you've lived with somebody for 11 years, what's a guy in a robe reading from a book going to change?

Danny DeVito quotes: I don't look ahead. I'm right here with you. It's a good way to be.

I don't look ahead. I'm right here with you. It's a good way to be.

Danny DeVito quotes: I climbed like a billion stairs ... its not like I can take them two at a time.

I climbed like a billion stairs ... its not like I can take them two at a time.

Danny DeVito quotes: My parents worked their tails off, but we weren't the poorest people in town. Some people I went to school with, you could tell they were dirt poor.

My parents worked their tails off, but we weren't the poorest people in town. Some people I went to school with, you could tell they were dirt poor.

Danny DeVito quotes: Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it.

Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it.

Danny DeVito quotes: In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present.

In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present.

Danny DeVito quotes: Jersey is always with me. I was one of the lucky ones. Asbury Park is just the greatest place in the world to spend your childhood.

Jersey is always with me. I was one of the lucky ones. Asbury Park is just the greatest place in the world to spend your childhood.

Danny DeVito quotes: I am self-centred. I just adore myself.

I am self-centred. I just adore myself.

Danny DeVito quotes: There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

Danny DeVito quotes: I love women. I mean, I'm married, but I used to get in all kinds of trouble.

I love women. I mean, I'm married, but I used to get in all kinds of trouble.

Danny DeVito quotes: I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now.

I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now.

Danny DeVito quotes: What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start..

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start..

Danny DeVito quotes: We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.

We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.

Danny DeVito quotes: Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.

Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.

Danny DeVito quotes: When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort

When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way.

Danny DeVito quotes: A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.

A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.

Danny DeVito quotes: The whole point of love is to put someone else's needs above your own.

The whole point of love is to put someone else's needs above your own.

Danny DeVito quotes: A lot of it revolves around food with me because a lot of my life does in a way.

A lot of it revolves around food with me because a lot of my life does in a way.

Danny DeVito quotes: I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.