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Don't call me babe. And next time I'm letting my Metaphysical answering meachine get it.

......Remember what my dad said when he walked me down the aisle: NO RETURNS.

Man up, Akane. World-wide destruction or talk to your mother." When she didn't answer right away, he shook her.
"What? I'm thinking about it.

Hey, I can shop. You hunt down your purchase, club it to death with a credit card and drag it out of the store, right?

Max?" "Hmm?" "Will I have to use a litter box?" "Emma!

Does a bear shit in the woods?

By the way, don't you think shoving a light bulb up baby Jesus' butt and plugging it in is just a little sacrilegious?

You're cute. Like a Pomeranian, only louder." That

If Duncan was ever into men then he's been so far in the closet he's been living in Narnia.

....you "gotta do what you gotta do" to take care of your family before you could play.

Yes, I hid in my closet to read. Who didn't?

Don't sound so grumpy. Next thing you know you'll be whinning and giving me puppy dog eyes.

Becks?"
"Yes?"
"Santa smoked a reefer and decorated my house."
"What? Hold on, I'll be there in a few minutes.

Sarcasm: It Beats Choking People to Death.

She sort of had a mushroom childhood.'
'A what?'
'She was plunked down in the dark and fed a lot of bullshit.

You talked to your mother about Duncan's erectile dysfunction?" He glared down at her. "Has he considered taking your TV away?

To Mom, who encouraged my fascination with reading, even when she didn't understand what I was reading.

She strode up some steps and banged on the door. "Now you play nice or I'll put you in the dog house."(Alannah)
"Woof."(Christopher Beckett)

Glory, in the tattoo parlor, with the gun.

Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend. "Thinking about you and Moira's
underwear.

He might be a vampire, hunter of the night and all-around badass, but a woman scorned was fucking scary.

Claws." She pointed to her pussy. "Delicate bits." She shook her finger at him. "So not chocolate and peanut butter.

Does the Pope love Jesus?

Hello! Hunk getting naked time. You expected me not to look?

Nothing says "I'm sexy" like appearing as if you've just blown the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

God, being noble sucked ass.

Will I have to use a litter box?
Emma to Max after he just explained she'll be turning into a puma shifter
The Wallflower (Halle Pumas Book 1)