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Dan Castellaneta quotes: If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

Dan Castellaneta quotes: I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.

Dan Castellaneta quotes: Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Dan Castellaneta quotes: After years of doing impressions, its time for a change.

After years of doing impressions, its time for a change.

Dan Castellaneta quotes: Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Dan Castellaneta quotes: English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England!

English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England!

Dan Castellaneta quotes: Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Dan Castellaneta quotes: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

Dan Castellaneta quotes: It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

Dan Castellaneta quotes: The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well.

The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well.

Dan Castellaneta quotes: Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

Dan Castellaneta quotes: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

Dan Castellaneta quotes: There is no strong beer, just weak men

There is no strong beer, just weak men

Dan Castellaneta quotes: In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

Dan Castellaneta quotes: The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for other things besides just cartoon shows.

The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for other things besides just cartoon shows.

Dan Castellaneta quotes: It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.

Dan Castellaneta quotes: I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan of it.

I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan of it.

Dan Castellaneta quotes: Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Dan Castellaneta quotes: If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

Dan Castellaneta quotes: I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think that Homer is all that I do.

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think that Homer is all that I do.

Dan Castellaneta quotes: After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.

Dan Castellaneta quotes: It is better to watch things then to do them.

It is better to watch things then to do them.