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Clement Freud quotes: I understand it is 13-8 against Egon Ronay publishing a Good Betting Shop Food Guide by 1997.

I understand it is 13-8 against Egon Ronay publishing a Good Betting Shop Food Guide by 1997.

Clement Freud quotes: I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men.

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men.

Clement Freud quotes: It is essential that we understand people for who they are as individuals and not the public perception of them or their family and past.

It is essential that we understand people for who they are as individuals and not the public perception of them or their family and past.

Clement Freud quotes: Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.

Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.

Clement Freud quotes: Owning a racehorse is probably the most expensive way of getting on to a racecourse for nothing.

Owning a racehorse is probably the most expensive way of getting on to a racecourse for nothing.

Clement Freud quotes: If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.

Clement Freud quotes: If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit

If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit

Clement Freud quotes: I find it hard to say, because when I was there it seemed to be shut.

I find it hard to say, because when I was there it seemed to be shut.

Clement Freud quotes: To barbecue is a way of life rather than a desirable method of cooking.

To barbecue is a way of life rather than a desirable method of cooking.

Clement Freud quotes: If you mind losing more than you enjoy winning, don't bet.

If you mind losing more than you enjoy winning, don't bet.

Clement Freud quotes: I was going to talk about Nicholas Parsons' ignorance, but 18 seconds would be a wholly insufficient time.

I was going to talk about Nicholas Parsons' ignorance, but 18 seconds would be a wholly insufficient time.

Clement Freud quotes: I've known Nicholas Parsons for a fairly long time and his geniune pleasures are in rubber tubes, metal clips

I've known Nicholas Parsons for a fairly long time and his geniune pleasures are in rubber tubes, metal clips

Clement Freud quotes: Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish.

Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish.