Christine Zolendz Quotes

Suddenly, I developed an acute case of Tourette's syndrome, Fuck! That fucking-shit-son-of-an-ass-monkey-dick-weasel!

This book is dedicated to everyone who has ever been told they can't. Let's jump off the cliff together.

Oh, go to hell, Gabriel! What are you going to do, flap you wrings around and throw your halon at me?

You want to be my first, Shane?"
"No baby, I'm going to be your last

In another life, Shane, if I was anybody but me, I would have loved to be loved by you.

Uh huh, I said, cringing and sipping at the wine. Okay, I gulped. Sue me, I was about to get my hoo-ha ripped to shreds; I was a wee bit nervous.

I've waited for what feels like two thousand years to tell you how much I love you and to touch your lips again.

I don't know how to do this, tell me how to fix us

There's no holding back now, Lex. Let go. Everything you want I'm going to give you.

It was always you. Always. There is nothing you can tell me that will make me look at you as anything other than my Charlie.

You have had my heart with you for thousands of years, and I have been so empty until now.

You have climbed to the top of the skank tree, then fell ... and you banged every guy on the way down.

This, right here with you is the closest that I'll ever come to heaven That's all right by me, because you are my heaven, Grae.

Holy fellatio! You are standing there licking him up with your eyes! Do you freaking hear the old seventies porn music playing in your head?

Come on, Charlie, come with me down the rabbit hole.

I could have had an orgasm from the mind fuck he was giving me right there

The punishment I was given was this existence.

You, Grace, you're my heaven.

It took all my restraint not to fall to my knees in front of her and beg her to love me.

Yeah, listen you should really stop now, because I'm betting on the smartest thing that ever could come out of your mouth is a penis.

Because how you look doesn't change what's in your soul.

Coitus Interruptus!" I screamed. "Stop and put your hands where I can see them.

No matter what happens from here, know that I have always, I will always love you and I will always protect you.

I'm sorry, what did you say? I'm not fluent in stupid drunk slut

Life isn't made of miracles, roses and cotton fucking candy, Lea.

There are only two four letter words that are offense to men. The words don't and stop. Well, unless they are used together.

Sod off! Psych 101. There are five stages of grief and I'm owning that shit. They ARE my bitches.

It's a condom, Kade, because if you're going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,

The first kiss, the first time my lips were on yours ... the hell ... I wouldn't take one moment of it back ...

... if you're going to be a smart ass you should start with being smart, otherwise, you're really just an ass.

Your evil cannot darken this tale, it was written from the heavens.

Tell me. Tell me, Grace, that you don't feel this. Please. Tell me and I will walk right out of here

Were you dropped on your head as a baby or did your mother just throw you against a wall ?

Mine," Shane said. "Move away."
HIS? Oh, I am so yours Shane Maxton.

Because Lainey, you somehow soothe the chaos that's inside me. You heal me.

All I Need are Shoes, Booze and Bad boys with Tattoos.

Evil can never hide itself for too long, Shane. Its ego is too big not to be heard or seen for so long

Please, save your breath, because you might need it to blow up your date later.

I made a vow to myself to never be fooled again by a man or a halo wearing asshole with wings.

Lea, you know you should never have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

A smile like that can give a man hope

Iam kind of hoping the rest of my night will be full os regretful behavior and irreversible decisions.

Come on its me, Mr. Dark and intriguing with a side of fucked up, Yeah I'm pretty much priceless.

I also want to kiss you until you're a puddle of sexy sauce on the floor, and then I want to lick you up, slowly

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire. Aristotle

This bitch was giving me writer's block."
-Kade

You know when I was younger, I used to lick anything I didn't want taken from me.

Just pull the fucking trigger on me now, please - Shane

I swung the door open and seductively leaned against it. The ultimate badass looked like he was having a heart attack.