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Christine Zolendz quotes: Suddenly, I developed an acute case of Tourette's syndrome, Fuck! That fucking-shit-son-of-an-ass-monkey-dick-weasel!

Suddenly, I developed an acute case of Tourette's syndrome, Fuck! That fucking-shit-son-of-an-ass-monkey-dick-weasel!

Christine Zolendz quotes: This book is dedicated to everyone who has ever been told they can't. Let's jump off the cliff together.

This book is dedicated to everyone who has ever been told they can't. Let's jump off the cliff together.

Christine Zolendz quotes: Oh, go to hell, Gabriel! What are you going to do, flap you wrings around and throw your halon at me?

Oh, go to hell, Gabriel! What are you going to do, flap you wrings around and throw your halon at me?

Christine Zolendz quotes: You want to be my first, Shane?""No baby, I'm going to be your last

You want to be my first, Shane?"
"No baby, I'm going to be your last

Christine Zolendz quotes: In another life, Shane, if I was anybody but me, I would have loved to be loved by you.

In another life, Shane, if I was anybody but me, I would have loved to be loved by you.

Christine Zolendz quotes: Uh huh, I said, cringing and sipping at the wine. Okay, I gulped. Sue me, I was about to get my hoo-ha ripped to shreds; I was a wee bit

Uh huh, I said, cringing and sipping at the wine. Okay, I gulped. Sue me, I was about to get my hoo-ha ripped to shreds; I was a wee bit nervous.

Christine Zolendz quotes: I've waited for what feels like two thousand years to tell you how much I love you and to touch your lips again.

I've waited for what feels like two thousand years to tell you how much I love you and to touch your lips again.

Christine Zolendz quotes: I don't know how to do this, tell me how to fix us

I don't know how to do this, tell me how to fix us

Christine Zolendz quotes: There's no holding back now, Lex. Let go. Everything you want I'm going to give you.

There's no holding back now, Lex. Let go. Everything you want I'm going to give you.

Christine Zolendz quotes: It was always you. Always. There is nothing you can tell me that will make me look at you as anything other than my Charlie.

It was always you. Always. There is nothing you can tell me that will make me look at you as anything other than my Charlie.

Christine Zolendz quotes: You have had my heart with you for thousands of years, and I have been so empty until now.

You have had my heart with you for thousands of years, and I have been so empty until now.

Christine Zolendz quotes: You have climbed to the top of the skank tree, then fell ... and you banged every guy on the way down.

You have climbed to the top of the skank tree, then fell ... and you banged every guy on the way down.

Christine Zolendz quotes: This, right here with you is the closest that I'll ever come to heaven That's all right by me, because you are my heaven, Grae.

This, right here with you is the closest that I'll ever come to heaven That's all right by me, because you are my heaven, Grae.

Christine Zolendz quotes: Holy fellatio! You are standing there licking him up with your eyes! Do you freaking hear the old seventies porn music playing in your head?

Holy fellatio! You are standing there licking him up with your eyes! Do you freaking hear the old seventies porn music playing in your head?

Christine Zolendz quotes: Come on, Charlie, come with me down the rabbit hole.

Come on, Charlie, come with me down the rabbit hole.

Christine Zolendz quotes: I could have had an orgasm from the mind fuck he was giving me right there

I could have had an orgasm from the mind fuck he was giving me right there

Christine Zolendz quotes: You, Grace, you're my heaven.

You, Grace, you're my heaven.

Christine Zolendz quotes: The punishment I was given was this existence.

The punishment I was given was this existence.

Christine Zolendz quotes: Iam kind of hoping the rest of my night will be full os regretful behavior and irreversible decisions.

Iam kind of hoping the rest of my night will be full os regretful behavior and irreversible decisions.

Christine Zolendz quotes: A smile like that can give a man hope

A smile like that can give a man hope

Christine Zolendz quotes: Come on its me, Mr. Dark and intriguing with a side of fucked up, Yeah I'm pretty much priceless.

Come on its me, Mr. Dark and intriguing with a side of fucked up, Yeah I'm pretty much priceless.

Christine Zolendz quotes: I also want to kiss you until you're a puddle of sexy sauce on the floor, and then I want to lick you up, slowly

I also want to kiss you until you're a puddle of sexy sauce on the floor, and then I want to lick you up, slowly

Christine Zolendz quotes: All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire. Aristotle

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire. Aristotle

Christine Zolendz quotes: Lea, you know you should never have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

Lea, you know you should never have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

Christine Zolendz quotes: I made a vow to myself to never be fooled again by a man or a halo wearing asshole with wings.

I made a vow to myself to never be fooled again by a man or a halo wearing asshole with wings.

Christine Zolendz quotes: This bitch was giving me writer's block."-Kade

This bitch was giving me writer's block."
-Kade

Christine Zolendz quotes: You know when I was younger, I used to lick anything I didn't want taken from me.

You know when I was younger, I used to lick anything I didn't want taken from me.

Christine Zolendz quotes: Just pull the fucking trigger on me now, please - Shane

Just pull the fucking trigger on me now, please - Shane

Christine Zolendz quotes: I swung the door open and seductively leaned against it. The ultimate badass looked like he was having a heart attack.

I swung the door open and seductively leaned against it. The ultimate badass looked like he was having a heart attack.

Christine Zolendz quotes: Please, save your breath, because you might need it to blow up your date later.

Please, save your breath, because you might need it to blow up your date later.

Christine Zolendz quotes: Were you dropped on your head as a baby or did your mother just throw you against a wall ?

Were you dropped on your head as a baby or did your mother just throw you against a wall ?

Christine Zolendz quotes: It's a condom, Kade, because if you're going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,

It's a condom, Kade, because if you're going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,

Christine Zolendz quotes: Yeah, listen you should really stop now, because I'm betting on the smartest thing that ever could come out of your mouth is a penis.

Yeah, listen you should really stop now, because I'm betting on the smartest thing that ever could come out of your mouth is a penis.

Christine Zolendz quotes: Because how you look doesn't change what's in your soul.

Because how you look doesn't change what's in your soul.

Christine Zolendz quotes: Coitus Interruptus!" I screamed. "Stop and put your hands where I can see them.

Coitus Interruptus!" I screamed. "Stop and put your hands where I can see them.

Christine Zolendz quotes: No matter what happens from here, know that I have always, I will always love you and I will always protect you.

No matter what happens from here, know that I have always, I will always love you and I will always protect you.

Christine Zolendz quotes: I'm sorry, what did you say? I'm not fluent in stupid drunk slut

I'm sorry, what did you say? I'm not fluent in stupid drunk slut

Christine Zolendz quotes: Life isn't made of miracles, roses and cotton fucking candy, Lea.

Life isn't made of miracles, roses and cotton fucking candy, Lea.

Christine Zolendz quotes: There are only two four letter words that are offense to men. The words don't and stop. Well, unless they are used together.

There are only two four letter words that are offense to men. The words don't and stop. Well, unless they are used together.

Christine Zolendz quotes: Sod off! Psych 101. There are five stages of grief and I'm owning that shit. They ARE my bitches.

Sod off! Psych 101. There are five stages of grief and I'm owning that shit. They ARE my bitches.

Christine Zolendz quotes: Evil can never hide itself for too long, Shane. Its ego is too big not to be heard or seen for so long

Evil can never hide itself for too long, Shane. Its ego is too big not to be heard or seen for so long

Christine Zolendz quotes: The first kiss, the first time my lips were on yours ... the hell ... I wouldn't take one moment of it back ...

The first kiss, the first time my lips were on yours ... the hell ... I wouldn't take one moment of it back ...

Christine Zolendz quotes: ... if you're going to be a smart ass you should start with being smart, otherwise, you're really just an ass.

... if you're going to be a smart ass you should start with being smart, otherwise, you're really just an ass.

Christine Zolendz quotes: Your evil cannot darken this tale, it was written from the heavens.

Your evil cannot darken this tale, it was written from the heavens.

Christine Zolendz quotes: Tell me. Tell me, Grace, that you don't feel this. Please. Tell me and I will walk right out of here

Tell me. Tell me, Grace, that you don't feel this. Please. Tell me and I will walk right out of here

Christine Zolendz quotes: It took all my restraint not to fall to my knees in front of her and beg her to love me.

It took all my restraint not to fall to my knees in front of her and beg her to love me.

Christine Zolendz quotes: Mine," Shane said. "Move away." HIS? Oh, I am so yours Shane Maxton.

Mine," Shane said. "Move away."
HIS? Oh, I am so yours Shane Maxton.

Christine Zolendz quotes: Because Lainey, you somehow soothe the chaos that's inside me. You heal me.

Because Lainey, you somehow soothe the chaos that's inside me. You heal me.

Christine Zolendz quotes: All I Need are Shoes, Booze and Bad boys with Tattoos.

All I Need are Shoes, Booze and Bad boys with Tattoos.