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Charlie Brooker quotes: One of life's sorest tragedies is that the people who brim with confidence are always the wrong people.

One of life's sorest tragedies is that the people who brim with confidence are always the wrong people.

Charlie Brooker quotes: Your grades are not your destiny: they're just letters and numbers which rate how well you performed in one artificial arena, once.

Your grades are not your destiny: they're just letters and numbers which rate how well you performed in one artificial arena, once.

Charlie Brooker quotes: Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.

Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.

Charlie Brooker quotes: She's got zero interest in honest-to-goodness human-on-human action. No. It's magic farmyard creatures or nothing for her.

She's got zero interest in honest-to-goodness human-on-human action. No. It's magic farmyard creatures or nothing for her.

Charlie Brooker quotes: The iPad falls between two stools - not quite a laptop, not quite a smartphone. In other words, it's the spork of the electronic consumer goods world.

The iPad falls between two stools - not quite a laptop, not quite a smartphone. In other words, it's the spork of the electronic consumer goods world.

Charlie Brooker quotes: I've instinctively hated the Tories since birth.

I've instinctively hated the Tories since birth.

Charlie Brooker quotes: Wait, it gets duller.

Wait, it gets duller.

Charlie Brooker quotes: We spend more time gazing at luminous screens than into the eyes of our loved ones.

We spend more time gazing at luminous screens than into the eyes of our loved ones.

Charlie Brooker quotes: One of the benefits of aligning yourself with an indistinct cluster of people is that claiming to feel their pain is often enough.

One of the benefits of aligning yourself with an indistinct cluster of people is that claiming to feel their pain is often enough.

Charlie Brooker quotes: Being slagged off is good for you. It thickens the skin and strengthens the backbone.

Being slagged off is good for you. It thickens the skin and strengthens the backbone.

Charlie Brooker quotes: DARK AGE LOSERS PROBLY USED TURNIPS FOR IPHONES LOL!!!!

DARK AGE LOSERS PROBLY USED TURNIPS FOR IPHONES LOL!!!!

Charlie Brooker quotes: Hi-def is merely the latest in a string of evolutional leaps that have transformed the way we sit slumped in front of a box wishing we were dead.

Hi-def is merely the latest in a string of evolutional leaps that have transformed the way we sit slumped in front of a box wishing we were dead.

Charlie Brooker quotes: Cupcakes are for people who can't handle reality.

Cupcakes are for people who can't handle reality.

Charlie Brooker quotes: Technical in the social situation, sociable in the technical situation? That's the hallmark of a nerd.

Technical in the social situation, sociable in the technical situation? That's the hallmark of a nerd.

Charlie Brooker quotes: Whenever anything nice happens in the world I always expect something appalling to happen immediately afterwards.

Whenever anything nice happens in the world I always expect something appalling to happen immediately afterwards.

Charlie Brooker quotes: Don't vajazzle our memories

Don't vajazzle our memories

Charlie Brooker quotes: Celebrity' is increasingly the only role the media can process,

Celebrity' is increasingly the only role the media can process,

Charlie Brooker quotes: In summary, our world is doomed.

In summary, our world is doomed.