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Bruce Lansky quotes: Parenting: Nobody really wants the job, but everybody thinks they can do better.

Parenting: Nobody really wants the job, but everybody thinks they can do better.

Bruce Lansky quotes: My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.

My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.

Bruce Lansky quotes: The only place you're sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.

The only place you're sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.

Bruce Lansky quotes: My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.

My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.

Bruce Lansky quotes: In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.

In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.

Bruce Lansky quotes: I can't possibly go to school today," Michelle pouted, "I have nothing to wear." Her

I can't possibly go to school today," Michelle pouted, "I have nothing to wear." Her

Bruce Lansky quotes: I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

Bruce Lansky quotes: We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.

Bruce Lansky quotes: You always nag the one you love

You always nag the one you love

Bruce Lansky quotes: One day Michelle

One day Michelle

Bruce Lansky quotes: The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.

The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.

Bruce Lansky quotes: If you want to go to the ball, go.

If you want to go to the ball, go.

Bruce Lansky quotes: When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'

When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'

Bruce Lansky quotes: What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?

What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?

Bruce Lansky quotes: Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

Bruce Lansky quotes: Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.

Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.

Bruce Lansky quotes: I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.

I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.

Bruce Lansky quotes: On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.

On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.

Bruce Lansky quotes: I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.