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Parenting: Nobody really wants the job, but everybody thinks they can do better.

My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.

The only place you're sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.

My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.

In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.

I can't possibly go to school today," Michelle pouted, "I have nothing to wear." Her

I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.

You always nag the one you love

One day Michelle

The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.

If you want to go to the ball, go.

When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'

What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?

Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.

I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.

On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.