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Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: Sometimes I'll be reading something online and just get so frustrated because of what people are saying.

Sometimes I'll be reading something online and just get so frustrated because of what people are saying.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: I go through my day remembering things like telephone cords.

I go through my day remembering things like telephone cords.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: When I was a kid, I would be watching TV shows like, you know, like 'Get Smart' and be like, 'That's what being an adult is.'

When I was a kid, I would be watching TV shows like, you know, like 'Get Smart' and be like, 'That's what being an adult is.'

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: I started doing a Twitter feed when my father was dying. I was very distracted, preoccupied. It was upsetting.

I started doing a Twitter feed when my father was dying. I was very distracted, preoccupied. It was upsetting.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: I actually thought, like, I was sure 'Get Smart' and, like, 'James Bond' movies, I was sure that that's what real life was like.

I actually thought, like, I was sure 'Get Smart' and, like, 'James Bond' movies, I was sure that that's what real life was like.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: I always doodled as a kid while I was talking on the phone or watching TV.

I always doodled as a kid while I was talking on the phone or watching TV.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: I love graduation speeches. I have always loved them; I will always love them.

I love graduation speeches. I have always loved them; I will always love them.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: One identity is as a television writer, which is very classically Southern California, but another of my personae is as a New Yorker cartoonist.

One identity is as a television writer, which is very classically Southern California, but another of my personae is as a New Yorker cartoonist.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: I used cartoons as diaries. I still do. They're my way of figuring out the world, what's happening to me or what I'm thinking about.

I used cartoons as diaries. I still do. They're my way of figuring out the world, what's happening to me or what I'm thinking about.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: I had always wanted to do a collection of cartoons, but you have to wait until someone is actually interested.

I had always wanted to do a collection of cartoons, but you have to wait until someone is actually interested.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: We are all just little dolls of ourselves. Who occasionally pull back the curtains to reveal the real us.

We are all just little dolls of ourselves. Who occasionally pull back the curtains to reveal the real us.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: My mother always bought our birthday gifts.

My mother always bought our birthday gifts.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: Shooting in Los Angeles is always pleasant and comfortable. Shooting in New York is like being on 'Survivor.'

Shooting in Los Angeles is always pleasant and comfortable. Shooting in New York is like being on 'Survivor.'

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: I've had to whine for everything I've ever really wanted.

I've had to whine for everything I've ever really wanted.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: I can't get enough of self-help books of all kinds.

I can't get enough of self-help books of all kinds.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: I was trying to be a writer, and I was kind of getting sidetracked, so I started doing cartoons as a form of expression.

I was trying to be a writer, and I was kind of getting sidetracked, so I started doing cartoons as a form of expression.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: My father would often start to say something, then say 'Forget it.'

My father would often start to say something, then say 'Forget it.'

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: In New York, all the crews read 'The New Yorker.' In Los Angeles, they don't know from 'The New Yorker.'

In New York, all the crews read 'The New Yorker.' In Los Angeles, they don't know from 'The New Yorker.'

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: When I was a kid, and I was watching TV, I just loved it so much that I wanted to crawl into that TV.

When I was a kid, and I was watching TV, I just loved it so much that I wanted to crawl into that TV.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: Traditionally, the only way I come up with cartoons is by sitting at my desk and thinking.

Traditionally, the only way I come up with cartoons is by sitting at my desk and thinking.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: It's not like during your normal day, anyone says, 'How do having meaning in your life? How do you make meaning in your life?'

It's not like during your normal day, anyone says, 'How do having meaning in your life? How do you make meaning in your life?'

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: I'm continually working on myself. Nothing ever actually works.

I'm continually working on myself. Nothing ever actually works.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: Graduation speeches force you to reflect. They are about consciousness. Nothing is better than consciousness.

Graduation speeches force you to reflect. They are about consciousness. Nothing is better than consciousness.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: Actually, I think that 'Seinfeld' tackles the same kinds of issues as 'Six Feet Under,' just in a different way.

Actually, I think that 'Seinfeld' tackles the same kinds of issues as 'Six Feet Under,' just in a different way.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: I've sat through boring speeches; didn't get up and leave.

I've sat through boring speeches; didn't get up and leave.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: As an adult, it's hard for me to remember my mother before her sickness. But if I go back into childhood, I can access that.

As an adult, it's hard for me to remember my mother before her sickness. But if I go back into childhood, I can access that.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: It's self-soothing for me to draw. So if I'm upset, drawing makes me less upset.

It's self-soothing for me to draw. So if I'm upset, drawing makes me less upset.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: In television writing, you want to hear what the characters say as opposed to giving them something to say. It's the same with the cartoons.

In television writing, you want to hear what the characters say as opposed to giving them something to say. It's the same with the cartoons.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: No, I never - no one ever - I never learned anything when I was a kid. Honestly, my parents had nothing to tell me - like, no wisdom, nothing.

No, I never - no one ever - I never learned anything when I was a kid. Honestly, my parents had nothing to tell me - like, no wisdom, nothing.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: I loved Charles Addams more than anything. Still love him.

I loved Charles Addams more than anything. Still love him.

Bruce Eric Kaplan quotes: We only got clothing once a year, like, right before school began. It's like, that's when you got your clothing.

We only got clothing once a year, like, right before school began. It's like, that's when you got your clothing.