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Brian Posehn quotes: We had our family tree done ... turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.

We had our family tree done ... turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.

Brian Posehn quotes: I wanted to be a vet before I got into comedy, but then once I found out how much gore goes into that job, I wanted nothing to do with

I wanted to be a vet before I got into comedy, but then once I found out how much gore goes into that job, I wanted nothing to do with it.

Brian Posehn quotes: I try to hit all the places Guy Fieri visits in every city I go to. It's, like, something a 60-year-old would do.

I try to hit all the places Guy Fieri visits in every city I go to. It's, like, something a 60-year-old would do.

Brian Posehn quotes: You don't hear Metallica complaining about Pearl Jam.

You don't hear Metallica complaining about Pearl Jam.

Brian Posehn quotes: I'm not that smart, and I don't read things.

I'm not that smart, and I don't read things.

Brian Posehn quotes: I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.

I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.

Brian Posehn quotes: I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback.

I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback.

Brian Posehn quotes: I feel very lucky that I've been able to carve out any niche at all in this business. It's so hard to get into.

I feel very lucky that I've been able to carve out any niche at all in this business. It's so hard to get into.

Brian Posehn quotes: One thing about writing 'The Sarah Silverman Program' was the concern that I don't give myself the best story, you know what I mean?

One thing about writing 'The Sarah Silverman Program' was the concern that I don't give myself the best story, you know what I mean?

Brian Posehn quotes: I think too much during my day-to-day life; I'm the guy who worries about everything.

I think too much during my day-to-day life; I'm the guy who worries about everything.

Brian Posehn quotes: I've written for the last 15 years on TV shows, but now I'm doing the new Charlie Sheen program, 'Anger Management.'

I've written for the last 15 years on TV shows, but now I'm doing the new Charlie Sheen program, 'Anger Management.'

Brian Posehn quotes: Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong.

Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong.

Brian Posehn quotes: Just got a new car - got a little Miata convertible. Pretty happy about it, except for one thing: I'm 6-foot-6, so now I look like a McDonald's toy.

Just got a new car - got a little Miata convertible. Pretty happy about it, except for one thing: I'm 6-foot-6, so now I look like a McDonald's toy.

Brian Posehn quotes: In D&D, I love playing the first guy through the door - the guy with the battle-axe. 'Where are the bad guys? Just point me at 'em!'

In D&D, I love playing the first guy through the door - the guy with the battle-axe. 'Where are the bad guys? Just point me at 'em!'

Brian Posehn quotes: My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me.

My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me.

Brian Posehn quotes: I've played D&D for years. I'm a comic book guy. Comic-Con in San Diego is nerd Christmas for me.

I've played D&D for years. I'm a comic book guy. Comic-Con in San Diego is nerd Christmas for me.

Brian Posehn quotes: Metal is easily my favorite thing - Exodus and Anthrax and Megadeth - so it just kind of organically came through in the standup act.

Metal is easily my favorite thing - Exodus and Anthrax and Megadeth - so it just kind of organically came through in the standup act.

Brian Posehn quotes: I was such a nerd in high school, I didn't even have imaginary friends, I had imaginary bullies.

I was such a nerd in high school, I didn't even have imaginary friends, I had imaginary bullies.

Brian Posehn quotes: There's a roller derby girl that goes by that name, 'Nerd Rage,' and she named herself after my album.

There's a roller derby girl that goes by that name, 'Nerd Rage,' and she named herself after my album.

Brian Posehn quotes: Good comedy makes you laugh, and bad comedy makes people you hate laugh.

Good comedy makes you laugh, and bad comedy makes people you hate laugh.

Brian Posehn quotes: As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture.

As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture.

Brian Posehn quotes: I got into Kiss before I got into anybody. The first thing I heard was 'Detroit Rock City.' I heard it in the school library, where I lived.

I got into Kiss before I got into anybody. The first thing I heard was 'Detroit Rock City.' I heard it in the school library, where I lived.

Brian Posehn quotes: I've always been really good at staying busy. Even while I'm working, I'm looking at what the next thing is.

I've always been really good at staying busy. Even while I'm working, I'm looking at what the next thing is.

Brian Posehn quotes: I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom.

I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom.

Brian Posehn quotes: A lot of the traditional sitcom stuff I did - I think I could have gone that route when I was younger as a staff writer, and I just didn't

A lot of the traditional sitcom stuff I did - I think I could have gone that route when I was younger as a staff writer, and I just didn't want to.

Brian Posehn quotes: Metal is the feeling of being an outsider, but still being part of something huge.

Metal is the feeling of being an outsider, but still being part of something huge.

Brian Posehn quotes: I have tried to be more relatable, but I won't be relatable to everybody.

I have tried to be more relatable, but I won't be relatable to everybody.

Brian Posehn quotes: I also smoke a lot of pot, occasionally, every day.

I also smoke a lot of pot, occasionally, every day.

Brian Posehn quotes: Turns out, there's not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet.

Turns out, there's not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet.

Brian Posehn quotes: Nerd rage to me is kind of just empty rage. I mean, ultimately, you're not going to do it; you're not going to fight somebody, you know.

Nerd rage to me is kind of just empty rage. I mean, ultimately, you're not going to do it; you're not going to fight somebody, you know.

Brian Posehn quotes: I just felt like I'd rather listen to even the worst metal song more than most current pop music.

I just felt like I'd rather listen to even the worst metal song more than most current pop music.

Brian Posehn quotes: I tried playing the drums, and I could play 'Boys Don't Cry' by The Cure.

I tried playing the drums, and I could play 'Boys Don't Cry' by The Cure.

Brian Posehn quotes: Juvenile stuff has always made me laugh. It's what I know.

Juvenile stuff has always made me laugh. It's what I know.