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Bernard Manning quotes: If you want to drink, have a drink ... if you want to drive, then drive ... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober ...

If you want to drink, have a drink ... if you want to drive, then drive ... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober ...

Bernard Manning quotes: I've got cheekier with age. You can get away with murder when you're 71 years old. People just think I'm a silly old fool.

I've got cheekier with age. You can get away with murder when you're 71 years old. People just think I'm a silly old fool.

Bernard Manning quotes: We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk.

We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk.

Bernard Manning quotes: I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image.

Bernard Manning quotes: You are what you eat ... I've eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn't believe

You are what you eat ... I've eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn't believe

Bernard Manning quotes: I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.

I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.

Bernard Manning quotes: I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.

I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.

Bernard Manning quotes: I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a a note on it saying, toys not included.

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a a note on it saying, toys not included.