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I built them what they wanted and I made a profit off of it. Now they call me a god ... What fools these mortals be.

It isn't easy when life tears away the one person in a million you thought you could always trust.

She felt dirty, ugly and tired. She felt like a marshmallow heading into a house fire armed with chocolate and graham crackers.

I'm going to become a beat poet and a lesbian!

When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.'

Human's aren't concerned with reality, merely their perceptions of it.

Sentiment isn't a bad thing.

Don't you read the statistics? Guns are unisex these days.

I'm sure the 'I wouldn't fuck a murder conspirator' argument wins over many an internal affairs review board. Bring him in. It'll be in your favor.

Oh Ward, you animal. It gets me so hot and squishy when you call it intercourse.

The Angel of Death is always a young person, or a group of young people, you'll begin seeing them left and right soon.

You've missed the bus. Are you calling in sick again? It's the second time in two years. The boss will frown upon it.

A boy and a girl, a man and a woman, a pervert and a slut ...

Nice dress," Victoria said.
"Thank you," Perpetua said. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"
Victoria blinked. "Uh, what?

What's wrong with your father? Huh? Can't he do this? Or have you been reading Freud? WARD, have you been reading the baby Freud?

Writing Vampire Erotica is like writing sex scenes for porcupines.

I do not believe in using infants for nefarious activities.

At the end of the day, a choice was made and it wasn't ours. So why get all bugabooed about it?

JUNE: My mother always said, "Why should a man buy a cow when he can get the milk for free?"
WARD: I don't think your mother is very bright.

I haven't got time for a love life and that's usually frustrating to the would-be lovers. Care to make a run for it?

Hug your nightmares.

That's right you little fucktart, she thought. Time to eat shit and die.

Madness doesn't get off wearing gloves. It needs to feel skin on skin, smell the blood and shit as it brings itself off.

Why the testicles are we listing sex organs?

On a wing and a prayer. (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost).

Stay out of this, buddy. You're lucky I'm not booking you for that F-word you let slip. America doesn't tolerate that kind of potty-mouthing.