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Benjamin R. Smith quotes: I built them what they wanted and I made a profit off of it. Now they call me a god ... What fools these mortals be.

I built them what they wanted and I made a profit off of it. Now they call me a god ... What fools these mortals be.

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: It isn't easy when life tears away the one person in a million you thought you could always trust.

It isn't easy when life tears away the one person in a million you thought you could always trust.

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: She felt dirty, ugly and tired. She felt like a marshmallow heading into a house fire armed with chocolate and graham crackers.

She felt dirty, ugly and tired. She felt like a marshmallow heading into a house fire armed with chocolate and graham crackers.

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: I'm going to become a beat poet and a lesbian!

I'm going to become a beat poet and a lesbian!

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.'

When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.'

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: Human's aren't concerned with reality, merely their perceptions of it.

Human's aren't concerned with reality, merely their perceptions of it.

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: Sentiment isn't a bad thing.

Sentiment isn't a bad thing.

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: Don't you read the statistics? Guns are unisex these days.

Don't you read the statistics? Guns are unisex these days.

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: I'm sure the 'I wouldn't fuck a murder conspirator' argument wins over many an internal affairs review board. Bring him in. It'll be in your favor.

I'm sure the 'I wouldn't fuck a murder conspirator' argument wins over many an internal affairs review board. Bring him in. It'll be in your favor.

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: Oh Ward, you animal. It gets me so hot and squishy when you call it intercourse.

Oh Ward, you animal. It gets me so hot and squishy when you call it intercourse.

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: The Angel of Death is always a young person, or a group of young people, you'll begin seeing them left and right soon.

The Angel of Death is always a young person, or a group of young people, you'll begin seeing them left and right soon.

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: You've missed the bus. Are you calling in sick again? It's the second time in two years. The boss will frown upon it.

You've missed the bus. Are you calling in sick again? It's the second time in two years. The boss will frown upon it.

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: A boy and a girl, a man and a woman, a pervert and a slut ...

A boy and a girl, a man and a woman, a pervert and a slut ...

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: Nice dress," Victoria said."Thank you," Perpetua said. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"Victoria blinked. "Uh, what?

Nice dress," Victoria said.
"Thank you," Perpetua said. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"
Victoria blinked. "Uh, what?

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: What's wrong with your father? Huh? Can't he do this? Or have you been reading Freud? WARD, have you been reading the baby Freud?

What's wrong with your father? Huh? Can't he do this? Or have you been reading Freud? WARD, have you been reading the baby Freud?

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: Writing Vampire Erotica is like writing sex scenes for porcupines.

Writing Vampire Erotica is like writing sex scenes for porcupines.

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: I do not believe in using infants for nefarious activities.

I do not believe in using infants for nefarious activities.

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: At the end of the day, a choice was made and it wasn't ours. So why get all bugabooed about it?

At the end of the day, a choice was made and it wasn't ours. So why get all bugabooed about it?

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: JUNE: My mother always said, "Why should a man buy a cow when he can get the milk for free?"WARD: I don't think your mother is very bright.

JUNE: My mother always said, "Why should a man buy a cow when he can get the milk for free?"
WARD: I don't think your mother is very bright.

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: I haven't got time for a love life and that's usually frustrating to the would-be lovers. Care to make a run for it?

I haven't got time for a love life and that's usually frustrating to the would-be lovers. Care to make a run for it?

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: Hug your nightmares.

Hug your nightmares.

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: That's right you little fucktart, she thought. Time to eat shit and die.

That's right you little fucktart, she thought. Time to eat shit and die.

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: Madness doesn't get off wearing gloves. It needs to feel skin on skin, smell the blood and shit as it brings itself off.

Madness doesn't get off wearing gloves. It needs to feel skin on skin, smell the blood and shit as it brings itself off.

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: Why the testicles are we listing sex organs?

Why the testicles are we listing sex organs?

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: On a wing and a prayer. (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost).

On a wing and a prayer. (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost).

Benjamin R. Smith quotes: Stay out of this, buddy. You're lucky I'm not booking you for that F-word you let slip. America doesn't tolerate that kind of potty-mouthing.

Stay out of this, buddy. You're lucky I'm not booking you for that F-word you let slip. America doesn't tolerate that kind of potty-mouthing.