Artie Lange Quotes: I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate. ...

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate. (Artie Lange)

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Artie Lange Quotes: I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

Artie Lange Quotes: I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

Artie Lange Quotes: I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

Artie Lange Quotes: I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

Artie Lange Quotes: I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

Artie Lange Quotes: I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

Artie Lange Quotes: I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

Artie Lange Quotes: I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

Artie Lange Quotes: I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

Artie Lange Quotes: I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

Artie Lange Quotes: I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

Artie Lange Quotes: I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

Artie Lange Quotes: I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

Artie Lange Quotes: I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

Artie Lange Quotes: I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.